Don’t Feed Me Tofurkey
Patty Heaton tweeted out this hilarious clip from Everybody Loves Raymond. It seems that notoriously bad cook Marie has made a tofurkey for Thanksgiving and Deborah is there to snap the whip on everyone who won’t eat it.
Of course, those that eat tofurkeys for Thanksgiving aren’t real people anyways and deserve none of our pity, yet all our derision.
I don’t care if you’re a vegetarian, but if you try to serve me tofurkey for Thanksgiving dinner, you can tofurk yourself
— Ron White (@Ron_White) November 22, 2012
I feel like a king among peasants as I eat my turkey while they’re eating wannabe tofurkey and complaining about the taste.
— Joe Pelletier (@Joe_Pelletier) November 23, 2012
Tofurkey, it tastes just like a turkey, but minus the taste.
— Haleigh (@HaleighVanPuh10) November 23, 2012
