BelchSpeak’s Best of 2010

As we ring in the New Year, I like to take a look back and the old and busted year to some highlights. First up are some stats on what was popular on the blog over the past year.

Title	Views
Home page	87,203
Mary Shieler Cybersexed Brian Barrett to Death	10,461
Eeek! Record Breaking Accident!	4,042
Pedophile Blames Child Pornography Downloads on his Cat	3,399
Crawling in My Skin	2,597
Java Tree Man Looking to Plant His Seed	2,544
Mr. Heat Miser Song	2,517
Safest City for Zombie Outbreak? Lansing, Michigan	2,310
Shiite Moslems Finally Free to Flagellate	2,296
Incredible 3D Sidewalk Art	2,221
The Emoticon Turns 25	1,930
Oh Dear. Emo Meets Furry Meets Twilight	1,894
Megamind’s “No You Can’t!” Obama Poster	1,823
Genius? Or Stupid? Amazing Drug Bust	1,541
Teen Convicted of Murder, Dismemberment	1,457
Are McDonalds Commercials Racist?	1,432
CamWhore Hacker On Trial	1,339
Caylee Anthony’s Body Sure Did Stink	1,274

Top stories of 2010:
Byron Sonne bought shoebomber explosives on the Internet and is now still in jail waiting a trial. I write a blog post and fat lesbian cutter emo chicks wither and die. Haiti. Stinkbugs! ZOMG oil spill. The gay soldier who is a traitor. Oakton HS Terrorist. Mel Gibson goes off. Gay guy hate crime murders himself. Teresa Lewis Execution. Koran Burning. Discovery Channel Attacker, yet another crazed leftist.

Obama Failures of Note:
Really? Teh Nobel Prize for Idiocy. His Golf Game. His bows. The Space Program. Obamacare. His girlish first pitch. The Courageous Restraint Medal.

Stupidest People of the Year:
Sandra Bullock. The liberal Pentagon Shooter. This couple in Love. Melissa Etheridge. This muslim chick. This tranny. Tiger Woods. This awful liberal artist. Al Gore. Alvin Greene. Lohan.

Where’s the Global Warming?
The UK has frozen. Chilly cardinal. Shoveling the deep stuff. Don’t forget the Green Police. Chinese people are evolving snowshoes! Murder-Suicide over Global Warming. Even massive volcanos can’t slow Global Warming’s roll.

TSA Employees are Retards:
Mistreating Cripples. On your knees fattie TSA worker! Only look for oversized bathroom products, allow saw blades aboard. Job recruit via pizza boxes. Assaults over Penis Size seen on those scanners. And they confiscate play-doh.

John Edwards is a Model Democrat:
He proposed to his Baby Momma. Then watched his wife get eaten alive by cancer.

I traveled a bunch: Went to Switzerland. And Disney! And Los Angeles. Awesome party at the W overlooking the White House. And Chicago too, where I got to play Golden Tee 2011. Oh, and Jolly Ol’ England. Wine Tasting in North Carolina. Jersey. ‘Nuff said. Honolulu, which was awesome. New York City. Wine tasting in San Diego. Incredible Barbecue in San Antonio. Went to the Boston area a couple of times.