The Wailing Lohan

Lindsay was sentenced to 90 days in the can for being a drama queen and failing to take the judge seriously.

From the DailyMail here:

Lindsay Lohan broke down in tears as she was sentenced to 90 days in jail after violating her probation.
The stunned actress sobbed as the Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel handed down the term and blasted her for not taking her probation in two 2007 drink-driving cases seriously.

Lohan, who will start her sentence on July 20, must also serve 90 days as an in-patient on a substance abuse programme once she is released from jail.

See the little SSSHHH! she drew on the inside of her right index finger? I guess that was supposed to be a funny moustache when she held her finger to her cocaine input valves. Maybe Dr. Drew can pick her up for celebrity rehab?

And by the way, if I wanted to start a punk band, I think the “Wailing Lohans” would be a great band name.