I can't believe that came from your mouth!
BP Giving Back to Community: Now Its Raining Oil
I don’t know if this video legitimately shows the effects of oil evaporation and rain in the Gulf region.
But you know what? Some people see fallout from a horrifying environmental disaster. I see opportunity! You know, rainbow water is worth a fortune to Wiccans, witches and wizards of all stripes!
And when its raining oil, a smart man puts out a barrel. Or is that raining soup and man puts out a bowl? I forget how that Irish proverb goes.
And maybe God is just trying to put a dagger in New Orleans. He failed in 2005, so maybe this is His plan:
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