I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Barack Obama Throws Like a Woman
Old BO tossed out the first pitch of the season at Nationals Stadium wearing a Chicago WhiteSox cap while the crowd booed. If you could find his birth cirtificate, you need to check that he was born MALE.
He plays baseball as poorly as he plays golf.
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