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Awww! Just In Time for Valentine’s Day: John Edwards Proposed to Rielle Hunter

John couldn’t wait to get away from Elizabeth “Cancer Tits” Edwards and start his new life with his love-baby’s Mama. Sweet and romantic move for a former Father of the Year, right?

From the Enquirer here:

John Edwards has proposed to his mistress Rielle Hunter, and is buying a luxury $3.5 million beachfront home where they can live happily ever after with their love child.

The disgraced presidential candidate popped the question at the same time he told Rielle that he’d be issuing a press statement finally confirming he fathered her daughter Frances Quinn.

Edwards, 56, released that statement on Jan. 21, and just six days later a spokesperson for his cancer-stricken wife Elizabeth confirmed the couple had legally separated after 32 years of marriage. Sources say they expect to be officially divorced within a year, paving the way for the ex-senator to make Rielle, 45, his wife.

Know how I know this is true? Its the 21st century and I read it in the Enquirer. Which has been dead accurate on Edwards.

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