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Archive for September, 2010
Now I Know Why They Stone Muslim Women
Sep 30th
They suck at magic. Ms. Unibrow here hides behind her magic carpet and tries to make herself disappear.
Looks like she’s been trying to use a magic wand to do her freakin’ laundry too. According to the Koran, its okay to beat a lazy woman as long as the rod is not thicker than your thumb. Yeah, that’s right, the Muslims gave us the “rule of thumb” and its all about how hard and often you can smack a muslim woman who sucks this badly at magic. Give her the lashes, make her clean her room and then stone her, okay please?
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Loading ...11 PM Music: Phosphorescent – “Its Hard ot Be Humble (When You’re From Alabama)”
Sep 30th
This group has a nice southern rock boogie sound and it shows lots of footage of New York which is still fresh in my mind from last weekend’s trip. Enjoy.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Moonbats Equate Hamburgers to Heroin
Sep 30th
To a liberal, there is absolutely no difference between eating a meat sandwich and injecting hardcore opiates. So far hamburgers have killed absolutely zero human beings. Heroin on the other hand, has taken the lives of lots of musicians, actors, and junkies the world over. But eating animal products must be demonized, even if it means you bring out your works and pretend to shoot up in front of a five year old kid.
The makers of this ad are Australian. The Aussies seem to be trying to catch up to Europeans in the arena of moonbattery. The first comment on the YouTube page said it best:
whoever created the concept for this PSA should be strapped down then given heroin? and a hamburger in 12 hour intervals. he/she will probably know the difference by then.
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Gay Guy Commits Hate Crime By Committing Suicide
Sep 30th
A gay violinist from Rutgers University, Tyler Clementi, was outed when his roommate, in an epic tale of Lulz, broadcast video of him banging a dude. Mortified at his own faggotry, Clementi threw himself off the George Washington bridge in New York, thus committing a hate crime. At least he threw himself into the water and not onto the roadway- that would have just snarled traffic.
From ABC here:
A Rutgers University freshman posted a goodbye message on his Facebook page before jumping to his death after his roommate secretly filmed him during a “sexual encounter” in his dorm room and posted it live on the Internet.
Items belonging to 18-year-old Rutgers student Tyler Clementi were found by the George Washington Bridge last week, according to authorities. Clementi’s freshman ID card and driver’s license were in the wallet.
Clementi’s post on his Facebook page, dated Sept. 22 at 8:42 p.m. read, “Jumping off the gw bridge sorry.”
Clementi’s body was pulled from the Hudson River just north of the bridge.
Two students, Dharun Ravi and Molly Wei, have been charged with two counts each of invasion of privacy after allegedly placing a camera in Clementi’s room and livestreaming the recording online
Can suicide jumpers do a Facebook checkin at certain bridges? Honestly, I don’t see how these two students could be charged with a crime. They only turned on a camera, a legitimate security device. If Clementi wanted to get freaky with a guy that was his choice.
And what about the unknown gay guy that was banging Clementi? Does he drive all his lovers to commit suicide? He is as much to blame in this as anyone.
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Beware the HotDog Guy
Sep 29th
As Halloween gets nearer, lots of stores, including my local grocery store is beginning to roll out their Halloween decorations and schwag. My kid is all about Halloween and loves to go to the store so he can push the buttons on the lightup tombstones, blinky-eyed skulls, and especially to push the button of the “hotdog guy.”
The “Hotdog guy” is a severed devil’s head, and when you push the button his eyes light up and lips move and he says things like “Hey! I’m watching you!”
For a while my three year old was terrified until I kissed it square on the mouth and made him laugh. Now he likes to sneak up on the “Hotdog guy” and push his button the moment we walk into the store and again before we leave.
I think Cartney named him Hotdog Guy because his skin is red like a hotdog. And now his favorite Tom and Jerry cartoon is “Heavenly Puss” where Tom gets flattened by a piano, goes to heaven and has to come back to get Jerry to sign a document saying he forgives Tom for all his persecution. It features a devilish bulldog in hell that laughs as he tries to possess Tom’s soul. Cartney requests the cartoon by asking for “Cat and the Hotdog Guy.”
Hotdog guy is certainly more fun to discuss than the Devil and I think I’m going to stick with that from now on.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Holed Out on GTG 2011
Sep 28th
I waited for about a half hour while the game got upgraded and then proceded to set some records on the courses for longest putt and longest drive, which is easy to do when you are the first to play at a location. Here is my best shot of the night, a chip shot second stroke EAGLE of Hole 7 on Alpine Run. I let the wind push me with a little forward roll and nothing but cup!
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Upgrading Golden Tee
Sep 28th
I’m at a pub watching the technician from AJ Video upgrading the Golden Tee Machine to version 2011. Tee it up!
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...The Most Awesome Internet Video Evah!
Sep 27th
This my friends, has it all.
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Segwaaaaaaaaaay!!! *THUMP thump splash gurgle
Sep 27th
A British Millionaire bought the Segway company last December. He took one of their off roading models for a spin on his property and managed to drive the thing off a cliff. His body bounced down the ravine into a river and his dead body washed ashore downstream. To his credit, however, the segway was fished out, dried off and driven home; man those things are awesome.
From the Dailymail here:
The multi-millionaire owner of the Segway company died in a freak accident yesterday when he rode one of the high-tech two-wheel machines off a cliff and into a river.
Jimi Heselden, 62, plunged into the River Wharfe while riding around his West Yorkshire estate in Boston Spa on a rugged country version of the Segway.
He bought the firm last December and was using one of the machines – which use gyroscopes to remain upright and are controlled by the direction in which the rider leans – to inspect the grounds of his property.
Police were called at 11.40am yesterday to reports of a man in the River Wharfe, apparently having fallen from the cliffs above. A Segway-style vehicle was recovered. He was pronounced dead at the scene.
Was the man buckled into the Segway? Otherwise its pretty easy to jump off one of those things if it is headed toward a cliff.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Think Feminists and Feminism Puts the Woman First?
Sep 27th
You’d be wrong. They promote an ideology that values aborting babies above all else, to the point that if you take a contrary view, you become evicted from womanhood, and are viewed as less than a human for your heresy.
Lori Ziganto and Jenn Q. Public put together a great article detailing the top 10 hateful anti-woman acts by leftist feminists. You should really read it.
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Would George Washington Drive a Dodge Challenger?
Sep 27th
This commercial is so awesome on so many levels. The music is cool, the costumes fantastic, the sound mixing, including the growl of the engines. And they probably got the best looking George Washington character I’ve ever seen.
I have been priveleged to drive one of these as a rental out in California. It didn’t have the V8, but sitting in that car brought back a flood of memories to how cars were built back in the early 70′s. Sturdy, solid engineering, roomy interiors and stylish body. Driving down the street was really causing heads to turn to admire this car.
This is what the Challenger should always look like. Not that piece of crap Mitsubishi Laser they slapped the name on back in the late 80′s. Ech. Just try doing an image search on Google for an 80′s Challenger. You can’t find it because they were all in the junkyard before the invention of the internet. Here is a snip I took off an old ad to show you what should go down as the most shameful moment in Dodge history:
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...8 PM Music: OK Go – “White Knuckles”
Sep 26th
Four and a half million YouTube views in a week. OK Go makes two things: Awesome viral videos and some really snappy tunes.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Spider-Man on Broadway
Sep 26th
Took the wife to see “Promises,Promises” last night on broadway. Great show and great performances by the stars. Across the street from my hotel is a theater that is showing what will be the next show I see on Broadway if it stays thru next year. Is the world ready for a singing and dancing webslinger? Music by Bono and the Edge?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Imagine
Sep 26th
John Lenon’s birthday is approaching on October 10. He would have been 70 had he not been assassinated by a loon. As jess and I toured New York City this weekend we took the subway to 72nd street to eat some Grays Papaya dogs. As we strolled down the street we found the Dakota building.
Across the street from the building is part of Central Park called Strawberry Fields. This memorial to John is on the pathway there.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Superman Stops a Tractor
Sep 25th
This awesome sculpture looms over shoppers at the Toys R Us in Times Square in New York City. We got there this morning as the doors opened at managed to find UFO Mator spaceship toy for Cartney. It is by far Cartney’s favorite character from the Pixar Carstoons.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Cool Graphic of the Facebook Outage
Sep 24th
Arbor Networks posted this great graphic showing the giant chunk of silence that was caused by a bad config file at Facebook.
Craig at Arbor writes:
We use ATLAS data to graph Facebook (AS32934) traffic with 80 ISPs around the world between 5pm September 22 and 5pm EDT today. You can see Facebook traffic plummet around 1:30pm and return shortly after 4pm. From a quick glance at the data, the outage appears to be global (impacting all of the 80 ISPs).
Shows that this network gets upwards of 70 GB per second of traffic. That’s a lot of status updates about lunch and Farmville invitations.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Noon Music: Little P’Nut – “You Might Be the One”
Sep 24th
There is no hope for the future of humanity. Watch as the man of the house woos his lady love with some rhymes and some music he stole from somewhere.
Where are these kids sitting? And Little P’Nut is expected to gun down a fellow pint sized rapper by the time he reaches fourth grade. ‘Cause he’s got to keep it real, yo.
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Farmville Dustbowl
Sep 24th
Disaster struck millions of lonely Facebook users today when the Social Networking Site went offline due to problems with their backend database systems. During the outage, over 230 million acres of virtual farmland had crops die as well as several million deaths of sad looking virtual cows.
Once the site came back online, hundreds of thousands of users were bombarded with requests from people who have yet to be defriended or ignored to donate shovels to help bury the dead virtual animals.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Its 2010. 20% HIV Infection Rate Among Gays Completely Unacceptable
Sep 24th
I am stunned as I read this latest report from Reuters citing that up to 1 in 5 gays in urban areas are carrying the HIV virus. The infection rate is particularly high among black men. All of the education, free condoms and liberal agenda focusing on gay issues has failed to stem the deadliest disease affecting homosexuals and potentially any heterosexuals who come in contact with their blood.
If you can’t tell gay men to wrap it, and can’t tell them it is immoral, and leftist work actively to infect the general populace with infected blood, is it time to try a new tactic?
From Reuters here:
Nearly one in five gay and bisexual men in 21 major U.S. cities are infected with HIV, and nearly half of them do not know it, U.S. health officials said on Thursday.
Young men, and especially young black men, are least likely to know if they are infected with HIV, according to a study by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
“We need to reinvigorate our response to preventing HIV among gay and bisexual men,” Dr. Jonathan Mermin, director of CDC’s Division of HIV/AIDS Prevention, said in a telephone interview.
“We can’t allow HIV to continue its devastating toll among gay and bisexual men, and in particular, among young black men.”
Is it a cultural thing that prevents blacks in America from being honest about their sexual orientation? I can’t think of a positive black gay male role model. Ru Paul certainly wouldn’t count. So what will it take to spread the message among the black community that its okay to be gay and to wrap it up and quit spreading death in the form of a deadly virus?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Those Grand Cherokees Are Assembled by Drunken Stoned Union Members
Sep 23rd
Ah, Union members. They can somehow negotiate themselves a pension, no drug testing and a great salary, but are too dumb to get themselves an hourlong lunch. Watch how Democrats in Detroit party hardy with your taxpayer bailout money.
From FoxNews here:
While taxpayers are footing the bill to keep America’s auto industry off life support, an undercover investigation shows illegal activities by Chrysler employees who have enjoyed nearly $15 billion in government money.
Dozens of autoworkers in Detroit were caught on camera drinking beer and smoking marijuana before heading to work at the Chrysler plant that President Obama praised in a speech just two months ago.
The investigation — conducted over several weeks and based on tips from workers at the plant — outraged the auto giant’s top executives who reportedly called the behavior “totally unacceptable.”
Chrysler took $14.3 billion in government bailout money, which includes pre-bankruptcy loans. The company has repaid $3.7 billion.
They haven’t been fired because the Union is protecting their job, despite being shown on nationwide TV abusing alcohol, smoking drugs, littering and driving under the influence.
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