Now I Know Why They Stone Muslim Women

They suck at magic. Ms. Unibrow here hides behind her magic carpet and tries to make herself disappear.

Looks like she’s been trying to use a magic wand to do her freakin’ laundry too. According to the Koran, its okay to beat a lazy woman as long as the rod is not thicker than your thumb. Yeah, that’s right, the Muslims gave us the “rule of thumb” and its all about how hard and often you can smack a muslim woman who sucks this badly at magic. Give her the lashes, make her clean her room and then stone her, okay please?