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Archive for May, 2012
Nihilist Girls Love Crime and Starbucks
May 31st
Saw this on Reddit and it led to two unbelievable YouTube videos. Stefanie Woods is well on her way to a fabulous career in stripping. First up- she and her friend brag about ripping off a girl scout’s table. Then Stef goes to jail for kidnapping and armed robbery.
And Stefanie Woods is back in the news for violating her probation.
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I Want a Roller Skating Baboon!
May 31st
The UK’s Sun newsrag has their panties in a twist over a North Korean circus act in which monkeys and bears rollerskate to the applause of Norkie soldiers.
From the Sun here:
“There’s nothing funny about tearing primates away from their protective mothers shortly after birth and forcing them to perform silly tricks. These highly social animals suffer from debilitating loneliness and depression when isolated from other monkeys. Many retaliate and are known to bite people and attempt to escape at any given chance.
“Many bear cubs taken from the wild die before the training begins because of the stress of capture, the gruelling transportation conditions, starvation, dehydration and rough handling. The ones who survive have the tops of their muzzles pierced with hot needles and a rope threaded through the holes — they are then forced to stand on their hind legs and perform under threat of punishment.
Whatever dudes. Those animals don’t look like they are hungry or mistreated, and those baboons can really skate!
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Anodizing Metals
May 29th
Those Macbook cases? Anodized Aluminum. Bill Hammack explains how and why that rough surface on a Mac is a good thing.
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Noble Gases Are So Emo
May 29th
If chemistry was like a really awkward party, this is what you’d see:
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Flame On! New Advanced Stuxnet-Type Worm Infects Middle East
May 29th
Who’s up for more Stuxnet-style cyber attacks against Persia? Me, that’s who.
From FoxNews here:
Computer malware described as “the most sophisticated cyber weapon yet unleashed” has been uncovered in computers in the Middle East and may have infected machines in Europe, according to reports from antivirus researchers and software makers in Russia, Hungary and Ireland.
The malware, dubbed Worm.Win32.Flame, is unusual in its complexity, size and the multitude of ways it has of harvesting information from an infected computer including keyboard, screen, microphone, storage devices, network, Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, USB and system processes.
The malware is called “Flame” by Kaspersky Labs, but also known as sKyWIper by the Hungarian Laboratory of Cryptography and System Security (CrySyS Lab). Both Kaspersky Labs and CrySyS Lab said it was likely the malware was developed by a government-sponsored entity.
Although the virus has just been detected, there was evidence that it may have been in operation for at least two years.
Vitaly Kamluk, chief malware expert for Kaspersky Labs, said there were many pointers to it being a weapon, not the least of which was how highly-targeted it was. According to their investigations, only 382 infections have been reported, 189 of which were in Iran, and the malware targeted individuals rather than organizations.
Kamluk said the malware was most likely introduced by a USB stick or other removable drive. Once injected, the malware would contact one of the many command and control servers around the world and download additional modules as needed.
Whee! I haven’t seen the code snippets, but McAfee’s blog lists its capabilities here.
Skywiper is a modular, extendable and updateable threat. It is capable, but not limited to the following key espionage functions:
- Scanning network resources
- Stealing information as specified
- Communicate to C&C Servers over SSH and HTTPS protocols
- Detect the presence of over 100 security products (AV, Anti-Spyware, FW, etc)
- Both kernel and user mode logic is used
- Complex internal functionality utilizing Windows APC calls and and threads start manipulation, and code injections to key processes
- It loads as part of Winlogon.exe then injects to Explorer and Services
- Conceals its present as ~ named temp files, just like Stuxnet and Duqu
- Capable of attacking new systems over USB Flash Memory and local network (slowly spreads)
- Creates screen captures
- Records voice conversations
- Runs on Windows XP, Windows Vista and Windows 7 systems
- Contains known exploits, such as the Print Spooler and lnk exploit found in Stuxnet
- Uses SQLite Database to store collected information
- Uses custom DB for attack modules (This is very unusual, but shows the modularity and extendibility of the malware)
- Often located on nearby systems: a local network for both C&C and target infection cases
- Utilizes PE encrypted resources
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The Choomer in Chief
May 29th
Even the whacky Taiwanese animators are making fun of Obama’s drug taking past.
And remember that Zombie story I blogged a couple of days ago? Turns out they had been smoking “bath salts” or some derivative of LSD. A drug that turns its users to zombies? Gadzooks!
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Heroes Everywhere
May 28th
Col. Kurt Schlichter delivers a wonderful Memorial Day Speech.
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Miami Cops Shoot Zombie
May 27th
Either the cops put down a zombie while it was dining on brains, or two gay guys had a wild night of partying.
From the MiamiHerald here:
One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked, and his face half eaten, by a naked man.
A road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man’s face and shouted on his loud speaker for him to back away.
The officer approached and, seeing what was happening, ordered the naked man to back away. When he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker failed to stop after being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.
The other man was transported to the hospital with critical injuries. Their identities were not released.
Dude, they should put that other guy down too. Its only a matter of time before he turns and starts eating doctors and nurses at the hospital. Luckily this is only a localized zombie outbreak.
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Stupid Hollywood Whore is Racist Against Pinays
May 27th
Good ol’ Sharon Stone is back in the news. No, she’s not injecting botox into her kids’ feet again or blaming earthquakes on karma. She is being sued by a former nanny for racist comments.
More of this story is here from GMA:
The Filipina former nanny of Sharon Stone’s three children has filed charges against the Hollywood actress for dismissing her from work unfairly and insulting her Filipino heritage and religion.
Erlinda Elemen claimed that Stone told her not to talk to her children for they might catch her Filipino accent.
Elemen had been working for Stone since 2006. In 2008, she was promoted as a live-in nanny.
In her harassment lawsuit, Elemen said that Stone also forbade her to read the Bible in her home while criticizing her frequent visits to the church. “Stone made comments which equated being Filipino with being stupid.”
Elemen was fired last year after Stone learned from her accountant that the nanny was receiving overtime pay whenever she worked on holidays or traveled to care for her three children. Elemen did not give the overtime pay back, claiming it was required by state and federal labor laws.
So not only is Sharon Stone racist and mean, she is also a cheapskate and violates employment laws. If only she could get herself a nice slave to tend her plantation!
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Sunday Morning Music: Ludo – “Too Tired to Wink”
May 27th
These guys rock and also like to pretend to be zombies on stage.
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Posing as a Dead Kid with Skittles is “Trayvonning”
May 26th
And by the way, it is also full ow lulzy win.
Via:
Video: “Trayvoning” (Posing As Dead Teen With Skittles) Hot New Trend is.gd/HRBdYU #tcot #p2 #gop
— Patrick Dollard (@PatDollard) May 26, 2012
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Red Rock Canyon Open Space
May 25th

Red Rock Canyon Open Space, a photo by iceman9294 on Flickr.
Got out of work early today in Denver so I hauled over to Red Rocks to check out the sights. I’d post my own photos and likely will later, but Flickr’s having issues with their online photo editing software. And besides, nothing can quite compare to this high-res HDR shot of the cliff faces.
It was actually graduation day at the Red Rocks amphitheater, and all I could imagine was how awesome it would be to hold graduation ceremonies there among the landscape. Lucky kids!
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Barack Obama Was an Annoying Pothead
May 25th
As we all continue to vet President Obama because the mainstream press won’t do it, along comes this story about how much a severe retarded stoner President Obama was back in high school. He even thanked his gay drug dealer in his High School yearbook. But perhaps worse than that, he would smoke out of turn in his pot circles.
From of all places, the very liberal Buzzfeed here:
Barry also had a knack for interceptions. When a joint was making the rounds, he often elbowed his way in, out of turn, shouted “Intercepted!,” and took an extra hit. No one seemed to mind.
Is that a black thang? I wouldn’t know. Seems rude as hell to me.
Also this photo appears wherein Obama issues a shout-out in his high school yearbook to Ray the drug dealer.
And hey, how ’bout that silk shirt with the collars tucked outside the leisure suit? Gadzooks the 70′s were so freakin’ lame.
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Zoey Ripple Shot in the Hip for Drunken Home Invasion
May 25th
While I’ve been out here in Denver, this story leads the top of the hour news radio cycles- Zoey Ripple, a 21 year old college sorority drunk chick stumbled into a home blitzed on jaeger bombs and got herself shot by the homeowner.
Of course, news casters kept hoping that the homeowners would be charged with a crime for defending themselves, but Zoey is facing charges now. From 850 KOA here:
The Boulder District Attorney’s office says an intoxicated female intruder shot by a Boulder homeowner will be charged with felony criminal tresspassing. Zoey Ripple,21, was shot in the hip. She reportedly had a blood alcohol level above .20
According to the homeowners, they continued to shout to warn the intruder to leave. The male homeowner shouted that he had a gun and would use it if the intruder did not leave immediately. The intruder continued walking through the bedroom, toward the couple. The couple could see a light that the intruder was carrying as the intruder continued toward the bed.
The husband and wife told police the intruder would not acknowledge their demands to leave. At that point, the husband fired one shot toward the light, and heard what sounded like something falling onto floor. When the husband turned on the light, they saw an unknown female intruder on the floor with a gunshot wound to her hip. The couple called 911. The female intruder was taken to the hospital for treatment. Her injuries do not appear to be life threatening.
So CU is a party school eh? Good for those residents. I guess Zoey was using her cellphone as a light and that provided a nice target.
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Detroit to Shutoff Lights to the Poor
May 24th
If you live in a “distressed” neighborhood in Detroit, meaning black, poor, and crime riddled, Detroit has a solution. Shutout the lights and let the criminals murder and drive away any remaining residents there.
From Bloomberg here:
Detroit, whose 139 square miles contain 60 percent fewer residents than in 1950, will try to nudge them into a smaller living space by eliminating almost half its streetlights.
As it is, 40 percent of the 88,000 streetlights are broken and the city can’t afford to fix them.
The plan would leave sparsely populated swaths unlit in a community of 713,000 that covers more area than Boston, Buffalo and San Francisco combined.
“You have to identify those neighborhoods where you want to concentrate your population,” said Chris Brown, Detroit’s chief operating officer. “We’re not going to light distressed areas like we light other areas.”
Detroit’s dwindling income and property-tax revenue have required residents to endure unreliable buses and strained police services throughout the city. Because streetlights are basic to urban life, deciding what areas to illuminate will reshape the city.
Liberalism killed Detroit. Now central planning is going to literally lend to the extermination of the vulnerable. Only its veiled under cute terms like “reshaping the city.” Light Out, Detroit.
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Cool Getty Images Video
May 24th
I’ve always wondered who the heck actually pays for Getty Images, but I suppose some organizations and publishers out there actually purchase licenses to use their images. It took over 6 months to research and put this video together using just Getty Images. Kinda impressive.
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Teeth Shattered by a Golf Ball
May 23rd
I can’t think of many more things that are as painful as this story- except maybe if the lady had actually fallen off her bike too.
From The Tennessean here:
An errant golf ball from the 14th hole on Murfreesboro’s Indian Hills Golf Course knocked a motorcyclist’s teeth out as she and her husband rode blissfully along South Church Street.
A man teeing off at the 14th hooked his shot, watched the ball disappear and then heard screams. He followed the scream to find a woman clutching her bloody mouth.
Her husband told police that they were riding their motorcycles when he saw the ball bounce across the road and near her motorcycle. There, it careened into her face. She was able to avoid wrecking her bike, but the ball knocked out “several” teeth.
You just can’t hear anyone yell “fore!” when you are riding your Hog.
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Facebook Song is Worst Since Symantec Song
May 22nd
This facebook song has all the makings of a horrible Corporate song: Ugly chicks, bad rap lyrics and a mulleted guitar player. And WTF is up with the modem noises mixed into the music?!!
Enjoy:
And you can tell they were all singing this song prior to the huge losses their IPO endured. Wanna hear the worst corporate song evah? Click here for the Symantec song.
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Engineer Guy: How an Accelerometer Works
May 22nd
Okay, so you have a smart phone that rotates its screen depending on how you hold it. Nice, right? But I bet you don’t understand how the hell it does that. Especially from a chip that is only microns in size. Watch this and be smarter. Thank me.
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Eventually, You’ll Get a Beat Down at McDonald’s Drive-Thru
May 22nd
Okay, the story here is not that another white woman was the victim of a racial attack- perhaps she was, but evidence doesn’t prove that- but the bigger story is that this woman went thru the same drive thru off Martin Luther King Drive for 5 years without an incident. I say her reckoning was DUE.
Nothing good happens off MLK drive.
Thanks to:
Wait, she’s gone to the same McDonald’s drive thru everyday for the past 5 years?Talk about burying the lede tinyurl.com/burkfsj
— Andy Lancaster (@andylancaster) May 22, 2012
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