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Archive for March, 2012
Great News! More EngineerGuy Videos Coming Soon
Mar 31st
What’s been the delay? Well, according to this video, Bill is just a little clumsy.
And yeah, I kinda want this book too.
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Change I Can Believe In: Obama’s Worst Week of his Presidency
Mar 31st
Obama has been dealt a string of setbacks and embarrassments unlike anything ever seen in American politics this week.
From AmericanThinker here:
- Last Friday, Mr. Obama wandered into the killing of Trayvon Martin. Aided by his ignorance of the situation, knee-jerk prejudices and tendency toward racial profiling, Mr. Obama played a heavy hand in elevating a tragic situation in which a teenager was killed into a full-blown hot race fight. He veered off into this bizarre tangent about how he and the poor dead kid look so much alike they could be father and son. It was election-year race-pandering gone horribly wrong.
- While in South Korea he was caught on a hidden mic negotiating with the president of our longest-standing rival on how to sell America and her allies down the river once he gets past the next election.
- Meanwhile, the Supreme Court took up Obamacare, the single most important achievement of Mr. Obama’s presidency and, boy, was it embarrassing. By most accounts, Mr. Obama and his stuttering lawyers were all but laughed out of the courthouse.
- Mr. Obama closed his week pulling off a nearly unimaginable feat: He managed to totally and completely unify the nastily-fighting Democrats and Republicans in Congress. Late Wednesday night, they unanimously voted — 414 to zip — to reject the budget Mr. Obama had presented.
Nothing says “Go sit on the bench, Rookie!” like a bitchslap from your own party in Congress rejecting your budget. I hope Obama has a worst week come November.
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Democrat Congresswoman Corrine Brown Steams Her Floppy Wig
Mar 31st
I gotta admit, I watch Fox News because I love the anchors and I like fair News Reporting. But Democrats famously flock to CNN because of the softball political questions from what they assume to be a friendly news staff. But if CNN starts setting up racist Congresswomen like this more often, I might have to watch more CNN. We’ll see. Anyways, here is Corrine Brown, Democrat from Florida, going on a tirade when she is framed as being a racist who only cares about black victims.
Where does one purchase a floopy wig like that? And below is a followup where Corrine Brown decries “bullshit” gotcha reporters.
If white people are sick, blacks have pneumonia, huh? Sounds racist to me. As a reminder to Floridians, this racist cretin is up for election this year. So do us a solid and send her packing okay?
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Scariest Easter Bunnies
Mar 30th
Kids are afraid of Santa, and usually with good cause. And kids are equally afraid of giant rabbits who mutely paw at them to the twisted delight of their parents. All in the name of Easter, right? And the Easter Bunny is even scarier with crappy bunny costumes. Check out the terrifying rabbits and the scared kids in this slideshow.
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NBC Deliberately Framed Zimmerman as a Racist
Mar 30th
Its absolutely disgusting that a news organization would edit a 911 tape to make someone appear to be racist when he’s clearly not. To do so is to invite the lynch mob with dog whistles and to fan the flames of hatred. All for what? Ratings?
From Hollywood Reporter here:
In the NBC segment, Zimmerman says: “This guy looks like he’s up to no good. He looks black.”
The full version, though, unfolds like this:
Zimmerman: “This guy looks like he’s up to no good, or he’s on drugs or something. It’s raining and he’s just walking around, looking about.”
911 operator: “Okay. And this guy, is he white black or Hispanic?”
Zimmerman: “He looks black.”
The only way this type of irresponsibility on the part of News Organizations is going to stop is to sue their balls off. Zimmerman has a clear case of slander here in my opinion.
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OMG Nightmare Fuel: Giant Spineless Bloodsucking Democrat
Mar 30th
Well, its a leech found in Malaysia after a flood.
Via:
Big leech found in Malaysia after flood bit.ly/HxZP5L
— JJ Bugs (@DuckDuckGrayDuk) March 30, 2012
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Adam Carolla on the Tyler Clemente Suicide
Mar 30th
Adam says it like it is regarding the agenda of the Press and the sad effects their agenda has on real people. Ravi Dharun is going to jail over a non-story and no one knows that its clinical depression that killed Clemente, not gay bullying.
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Remy Discusses Health Insurance
Mar 29th
I didn’t know, but my health insurance in Virginia will cover my hysterectomy. Why am I paying for that coverage? Remy explains more:
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TSA Agent in Craigslist Orgy
Mar 29th
So what do TSA agents do when they get bored groping people all day long? They go to Craigslist orgies at night.
From WTOP here:
A former Transportation Security Administration employee is facing prostitution charges after police busted a sex operation in an area hotel.
Bryant Livingston, 39, of Manassas is facing five counts of prostitution-related charges.
After a manager called 911, police found naked women in a Silver Spring hotel Feb. 15, along with men in various stages of undress.
Livingston was seen escorting men and women out of the hotel room, police said.
One man told police he paid $100 for a sex act and he found out about the “party” on Craigslist. Livingston was a floor manager at Dulles International Airport.
A spokesman with the TSA confirmed Livingston is no longer employed by the TSA.
Livingston pleaded guilty to a second degree assault charge in 1999.
So what is the Venn Diagram of TSA agents and Prostitutes? Glad you asked.
Fox News reports that Livingston was arrested while on duty at Dulles! I would have cheered loudly if I was there to see that.
Bryant Jermaine Livingston, 39, was arrested while on the job as a supervisor of TSA agents at Dulles International Airport.
Here’s his photo:
Why is TSA hiring anyone with an assault record to perform patdowns on Americans? Elsewhere in the news, two TSA agents partied down and were shooting guns out of a hotel window in South Beach.
Thanks to Mary for the tip!
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Cool Sand Flea Jumping Robot
Mar 28th
Its a four-wheel drive remote control car that can launch itself 30 feet in the air, stabilize its flight so that it lands on its wheels. Not too sure what they will do with it other than make a viral video? Anyone see any real-world application for this type of robot? It seems a little limited for combat situations too?
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Someone Get This Elephant an iPad
Mar 28th
This is a pretty amazing video of an elephant using a smartphone. Remarkable about how accurate and gentle he can be with that trunk.
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11 AM Music: Soundhog – “Whole Lotta Helter Skelter”
Mar 28th
This is an awesome mashup of Beatles and Led Zeppelin. Enjoy.
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Vegan Moonbat Alicia Silverstone Feeds Her Kid Like a Baby Bird
Mar 27th
Dude. She pre-chews the food.
I have no better comment than the one that was left on her video at YouTube by “MisterDoodieHead:”
1) his mother pre-chews his? food then feeds it to him mouth-to-mouth.
2) no TV in the house (that’s just a guess, but I’m probably right)
3) that food she feeds him like a bird is strictly VEGAN.
4) can never attend the circus (mom simply won’t allow it)
5) forced to share your house with 73 rescued animals
#SAVEBEAR
Vegans sometimes kill their children because of their retarded dietary beliefs.
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Herman Cain Be Trollin’
Mar 27th
This is a pretty bizarre campaign ad, and I think its shocking and hilarious. It has all of the Democrats and Peta twats bent right out of shape, which is also a plus.
But the ad has definitely generated some backlash. From NYDailyNews here:
Be very, very quiet. Herman Cain is hunting rabbits.
The former presidential candidate is raising eyebrows after releasing a bizarre, anti-stimulus ad in which a rabbit representing small businesses is shot and killed.
The 37-second spot — which was briefly pulled from the Internet — opens with a young girl placing the furry animal into a basket and says, “This is small business under the current tax code.”
The rabbit is then catapulted into the sky and shot by a man holding a rifle.
“Any questions?” the girl asks twice.
The ad was temporarily taken down from YouTube on Monday. The site explained the “video has been removed as violation of YouTube’s policy against spam, scams, and commercially deceptivte content. Sorry about that.”
It’s not the first spot in which Cain used a dying animal to symbolize the distressed economy. In February he used a goldfish to represent the economy with the same girl. She throws the goldfish onto the ground, where it was left to flop around. “This is our economy on stimulus,” she states.
Personally, I hope he clubs a baby seal next or punches a manatee right in its scrunchy face. He cracks me up.
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Crappy Metro Service Explained
Mar 27th
Washington DC’s Metro system is chronically broken. The trains are dingy, mechanically unsound, and the escalators never seem to work. Ticket and parking prices are outrageous, and the commute in or out via the Metro often seems more inconvenient than a viable alternative to driving. Now we know why-
From the WashTimes here:
Ninety-seven percent of the bus and train operators at the Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority are black, with only six white women out of more than 3,000 drivers, according to Metro documents — a lack of diversity at one of the region’s largest employers that has led to an acknowledgment of failure in affirmative-action documents and spawned a series of lawsuits.
The homogeneity, interviews with dozens of current and former Metro workers indicated, is a proxy to a clubby culture of favoritism in which merit has little to do with promotions, and accountability, such as noting safety violations, is a career death knell. In typical examples, court and Metro records show, a black man who spent eight years in prison for dealing PCP was promoted to a high-level management position soon after his release, and whites in the same positions as blacks with far less seniority are inexplicably paid less.
“When the accident happened in 2009, I called a supervisor and said, ‘Is this the one we all dreaded?’ The way workers do their jobs, we all knew it was a matter of time. … The inept get promoted, and the capable get buried. Smart people were put in the corner, ostracized and given nothing to do,” said Christine Townsend, who sued Metro for discrimination and won.
Ms. Townsend had a college degree and a decade of experience as a schoolteacher when she was passed over for a training job in favor of a man who had taken some community college courses and, it turned out, could barely write a sentence.
Also rising rapidly to senior supervisor was Robbie O. McGee, who spent eight years in federal prison for felony distribution of PCP while on probation for another crime. He received five pay increases at Metro in two years.
Go read the whole thing. The Metro is funded by the Federal, Virginia and Maryland Governments and it is rotting with nepotism, mismanagement, and favoritism over qualified managment.
Thanks to @jtLOL
Metro derailed by culture of complacence, incompetence, lack of diversity – Washington Times: wtim.es/HeGQKG via @washtimes
— ‘Jim’ ‘Treacher’ (@jtLOL) March 27, 2012
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New Black Panther Party Declares Itself a Military Arm of Black Power
Mar 27th
Here’s your racism. And a great job by Anderson Cooper interviewing this militant racist. Mikhail Muhammad here says that the New Black Panther Party does not recognize White Man’s law, denounces their citizenship, and declares that they are a military arm that will fight against the Constitutional rights of Americans.
In the mean time, one of the NBPP leaders was jailed in Atlanta for violating parole by possessing a firearm. From the AJC here:
A high-ranking member of the New Black Panther Party remained in the DeKalb County Jail on a weapons charge Tuesday.
DeKalb County Sheriff’s Office Hashim Nzinga, 49, was arrested for possession of a firearm by a convicted felon.
Nzinga recently announced on CNN that his group was offering a $10,000 reward for the capture of George Zimmerman, the man who fatally shot 17-year-old Trayvon Martin in Sanford, Fla. CNN identified Nzinga as the chief of staff of the New Black Panther Party.
According to a DeKalb arrest warrant, Nzinga was in possession of an FN Herstal 5.7 x 28 handgun, which investigators said he pawned at a shop on Rockbridge Road. That alleged transaction would be illegal due to Nzinga’s convictions last month for felony deposit account fraud in Gwinnett County.
There are other laws the New Black Panther Party are breaking too. Its illegal to issue a bounty on anyone, as well as to solicit to kidnap. From BigGov here:
Let’s start with solicitation to kidnap. In announcing a reward for the seizure of Zimmerman, the New Black Panthers may have violated Florida Code 787.01. It makes it a felony to “by threat, confining or abducting, or imprisoning another person against his . . . will without lawful authority with intent to . . . terrorize.”
Merely soliciting someone else to do this is also a felony in Florida under Florida Code 777.04
It doesn’t end there. Florida law makes it a felony to unlawfully seize somebody as a mob, or “at the behest of a mob.” Again, solicitation to commit this crime is also a crime. It’s a felony, too, to interfere with the administration of government with use of force – and yes, again, solicitation is a crime.
Racists inflaming a mob, soliciting kidnap and murder.
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So I’m Guessing Trayvon Had it Coming?
Mar 26th
The media’s attempts to stir up mob actions, racist division and mistrust of the police and justice system is appalling. The Trayvon Martin shooting case is still, at this time, an act of self defense. But the press showed a photograph of a cute 13 YO boy as the supposed victim, while Zimmerman, who acted in self defense by shooting Trayvon, was showing wearing an orange collar to imply that he was already in Prison Orange. Compare the original press-released photo of Martin prepubescent-
And now behold the real Trayvon as he appeared before he tried to assault someone who carried a concealed weapon:
Gold teeth and tattoos are a far cry from the sensitive bright youngster the news has been touting for the past few days. Oh, and did you know he was suspended from school for dealing marijuana the same day he was put down for assaulting someone?
From the MiamiHerald here:
Miami Gardens teenager Trayvon Martin was suspended from school because he was caught with an empty plastic bag with traces of marijuana in it, the boy’s family attorney has confirmed.
Trayvon was killed while serving out the suspension in Sanford Florida, where his father’s girlfriend lives. A community watch volunteer who thought he looked drugged out and suspicious called police and later wound up in a fight with him.
The two scuffled and volunteer George Zimmerman shot Trayvon, killing him. He has not been charged.
Oh, and this punk’s twitter handle? No_Limit_Nigga. And as my wife mentioned over lunch, Trayvon did have a limit, specifically with his ability to catch flying bullets.
So we already have a lot of evidence to suggest that Trayvon was on the road to a long term jail sentence. Broken home. Dealing pot. Gold teeth. Tattoos. Problems at school. Oh, and he may have tried to assault a bus driver. So there is a history of violence.
All of this new information about Trayvon’s checkered past is cropping up now, including the fact that his family may have deleted his Twitter account to hide his gangsta communications. In the mean time, hordes of blacks and leftists are trying to lynch Zimmerman. Meanwhile the press largely tries to cover up the facts because ginning up a race riot and sowing mistrust between minorities and the justice system is fun. Or maybe they are doing it for the lulz.
Thanks to Pat Dollard for bringing these items to light.
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Refugee Wife of Iraqi Shiite Imam Murdered in California
Mar 26th
Someone broke into the home of a Muslim mother and bludgeoned her to death with a tire iron. The attacker left a note calling her a terrorist and demanding she go back to her home country. Of course there is already an outcry of hate crimes, but a home invasion crime in an upscale neighborhood in broad daylight has aroused my suspicions. The investigation is still underway.
And from the WaPo here:
Shaima Alawadi, 32, was taken off life support on Saturday, three days after her 17-year-old daughter found her unconscious in the dining room of the family’s El Cajon home in suburban San Diego.
Investigators said they’re exploring all aspects of her slaying, including the possibility that the attack was a hate crime.
Alawadi’s father is Sayed Nabeel Alawadi, a Shiite cleric in Iraq, a Muslim leader in Michigan told the Detroit Free-Press on Sunday. “Everybody is outraged,” Imam Husham Al-Husainy of the Karbalaa Islamic Education Center in Dearborn said. “This is too evil, too criminal.”
Alawadi moved to the United States in 1993 with her family and was part of a wave of Shiite Muslim refugees who fled to Michigan after Saddam Hussein cracked down on an uprising in 1991.
After living in Dearborn for a few years, she moved to the San Diego area in 1996, graduated from high school and became a housewife raising five children.
Alawadi’s brothers worked for the U.S. Army, serving as cultural advisers to train soldiers who were going to be deployed to the Middle East. Another family friend told the San Diego Union-Tribune that Alawadi’s husband had a similar job.
It was a heinous crime and no one has been arrested. But the woman was a daughter of a political leader in Iraq, so I am also apt to think she may have been a target of political assassination, but details of the crime are still not fully known. But people just don’t break in and hate murder people in San Diego.
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How a Utopian Society Punishes Offenders
Mar 26th
North Korea executed a military officer for being drunk during the forced crying sessions mourn the loss of the Dear Leader Kim Jong Il. And this officer wasn’t executed with a firing squad. He was obliterated by an 82mm Mortar shot.
From the WashTimes here:
North Korea’s young new leader, Kim Jong-un, has instituted a novel method of executing military officers — mortar firing squad, South Korea’s leading daily newspaper reported Tuesday.
The 20-something Mr. Kim ordered a military officer to be executed in a way that would leave “no trace of him behind, down to his hair.”
The officer was placed at the aiming point of a mortar range, where an artillery shell exploded and blew him to pieces. His crime: being caught drunk during the mourning period for Kim Jong-il, Mr. Kim’s father and predecessor who died in December.
The execution was part of a purge of “unsound” military officers that took place under the control of the new supreme leader, the paper reported.
The North Korean People’s Army uses Warsaw Pact 82 mm mortars that fire artillery shells that weigh as much as 7 pounds and produce a killing radius of about 17 yards on impact.
Grim. This is what a utopia run by leftists looks like.
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