I can’t believe that came from your mouth!
30
Jun
Ah, its summertime! While I am letting my charcoal heat up, I’m enjoying the perfect Pusser’s Painkiller.
To make yours, get a glass of ice. In it pour:
2 oz of Genuine Pusser’s Rum
4 oz of Pineapple Juice
1 oz of Creme of Coconut
1 oz of Orange Juice
Now shake it or stir it to make sure [...]
30
Jun
In Northern Virginia, there are lots of creeks and streams that feed the Potomac River. There are a few lakes too, but most of them are man-made. And all of it is fresh water. Which might make a good environment for an alligator if it was put there by a local yokel.
From the AP here:
RESTON, [...]
29
Jun
There is a great avatar creator at the Simpsons Movie website here. This is what I would probably look like in Matt Groening’s world.
You can also see what I’d look like as an M&M or a SouthPark character.
29
Jun
A woman masquerading as a teacher was supposed to be tutoring a student in Math. I think the lessons went something like this- “If I have three joints and we smoke one, how many joints do we have left?”
A mom picked up her 14-year-old from his teacher’s house and smelled pot on him and called [...]
29
Jun
In Florida, there is an apartment complex that “caters” to sex offenders. Right next door is a church that is going to install a daycare center. I’m wondering if the kids would be safer next to a dingo farm?
From Tampabays10.com
Pastor Earl Smith is excited about plans to remodel a building on the property of John [...]
29
Jun
Muslim jihadis attempted to detonate a car bomb outside of a popular Picadilly nightclub, Tiger Tiger. But the bomber botched the attack and fled on foot. This one could have killed dozens if not more than a hundred.
From sky.com here:
The car bomb found in London’s West End contained 60 litres of petrol, a large amount [...]
28
Jun
I got my new Arctic Monkeys CD, Favourite Worst Nightmare, from Amazon.com today. You can get yours too by clicking the photo below.
And check out their hit single, Fluorescent Adolescent below. Warning! There are clowns in the video triumphing over common men, so its quite disturbing.
28
Jun
If you are a British woman who sleeps around for crack, money, fancy cars, fame, fish and chips or whatever other reason, there is help on the way, courtesy of the Parlaiment. Prostitution may be legalized, so long as you trollops are only humping guys part time.
From Reuters here:
Britain is proposing to remove the term [...]
28
Jun
Paris was a jailbird; now she’s not. I didn’t really care. She was what is affectionately called a “skank” or a “skeve” for all of her wanton partying and disregard for the law, business, and personal conduct.
Who is this cute girl??
But wait, what’s this? Paris without caked-on makeup? Nice bright smile? Sensible jacket and top? [...]
28
Jun
My friend sent this email:
I rear ended a car this morning…
I tell you, it is going to be a REALLY bad day!
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said “I am NOT Happy!”
So I said, “Well, which one ARE you then?”
That’s how the fight [...]
27
Jun
The Pew Internet center just conducted a cyber bullying poll and found out that a third of teens claim that they have been victimized by cyber-bullies. Such victimization usually entails having personal or embarrassing IM’s or emails published. To which I have to say…
From CNET here:
One in three teenagers say they’ve been bullied in some way [...]
27
Jun
Having just gone through a major medical procedure with the birth of my child, I can attest that things go wrong. Some mistakes were made, but the baby and my wife came out just fine. The billing process was pretty much transparent, and the hospital staff were courteous, professional and helpful. Its what you can [...]
27
Jun
Despite Al Gore’s repeated shrieks of alarm, there is mounting evidence that Global Warming just ain’t happening. First up is the huge snowstorm in South Africa.
From Reuters here:
A rare winter snowstorm dusted South Africa’s commercial capital Johannesburg early on Wednesday as a winter weather front moved across the country, closing mountain passes and claiming at [...]
26
Jun
Don’t mess with former Marines. Especially those that were Golden Gloves competitors. One pickpocket crackhead found this out the hard way when he was crushed into a bloody heap at a convenience store.
From the AP here:
Bill Barnes says he was scratching off a losing $2 lottery ticket inside a gas station when he felt a [...]
26
Jun
Researchers are getting close to reassembling the DNA of the Neanderthal Man. They say its mostly to answer the question about what happened to the big hairy guys who once roamed Europe. Did they interbreed with modern man? Or just go extinct? I think we should use a Neanderthal’s cave exploring expertise to locate Bin [...]
26
Jun
Cultures that have witch doctors and spiritual healers will soon disappear from this planet. And that’s a GOOD thing. A region’s culture should not be preserved like some kind of museum artifact just so future generations can look at it and giggle at how stupid their belief systems are. But there are many folks who get [...]
26
Jun
And he does the Crippler Crossface to his wife and 7-year-old son, taking them out too. What a lowlife, ‘roid ragin’ piece of crap.
From the AP here:
WWE wrestler Chris Benoit, his wife and son were found dead Monday, and police said they were investigating the deaths as a murder-suicide.
Investigators believe the 40-year-old Benoit killed his [...]
25
Jun
I wrote about this freak before on this blog here. He told his prison warden that he was injured and needed medical service. He took advantage of a trip to the hospital to kill his 60 year old guard, then led police on a chase before being caught at an Arby’s.
From the AP here:
Curtis Allgier, [...]
25
Jun
My brother sent me this clip and its too cute and hilarious not to post. All this kid needs is a speaker to dive from and a crowd to surf upon.
25
Jun
I think that blacklists are a very important aspect of network security organizations. In fact, router blacklists may be considered one of the first lines of defense. But some organizations are a bit zealous in their blacklisting and are swollen with their own self-importance. And once blacklisting groups begin to wander into punditry on what [...]
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