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Racists in the News
Jun 10th
Jeremiah Wright is still a filthy racist. He blames the Jews for not being allowed to talk to his former congregation member, Barack Obama.

From my hometown paper, the Daily Press here:
The Rev. Jeremiah Wright says he does not feel any regrets over his severed relationship with President Barack Obama, a former member of the Chicago church in which Wright was the longtime pastor.
Wright also said that he had not spoken to his former church member since Obama became president, implying that the White House won’t allow Obama to talk to him. “Of course I voted for him; he’s my son. I’m proud of him,” Wright said. “I’ve got five biological kids. They all make mistakes and bad choices. I haven’t stopped loving any of them.
“He made mistakes. He made bad choices. I’ve got kids who listen to their friends. He listened to those around him. I did not disown him.”
Asked if he had spoken to the president, Wright said: “Them Jews aren’t going to let him talk to me. I told my baby daughter, that he’ll talk to me in five years when he’s a lame duck, or in eight years when he’s out of office.

And in my new hometown, an old ass racist shot someone at the Holocaust Museum. When I heard an 89-year-old white supremacist was in a shootout, I wondered who sold Senator Robert Byrd a gun? After all, as a Democrat, he is naturally a racist, but he used to be a recruiter for the KKK.
From the Times here:
At least three people were shot today at Washington’s Holocaust Museum, after an 89-year-old white supremacist entered the building and opened fire “indiscriminately”.
The gunman, believed to be James W Von Brunn, is in custody. Police said that he was shot by one of the museum’s guards, and sources said he was hit in the head.
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Stupid Cops in Oklahoma
Jun 3rd
So an ambulance is moving quickly down the highway transporting a patient to the hospital. Cops, in pursuit of someone else, become upset that the ambulance is not pulling over, so they stop the ambulance, put the black EMT in a choke hold, and threaten to arrest him. The patient’s son captures the whole thing on his cameraphone.
From KTUL here:
An Emergency Medical Technician who was involved in a scuffle with an Oklahoma Highway Patrol trooper is speaking out about the incident.
Maurice White, Jr. is a critical care paramedic with the Creek Nation EMS. He was nearly arrested after the confrontation, which was captured by the cell phone of Kenyada Davis.
White says he saw the trooper approaching from behind at a high rate of speed with lights activated, but he did not hear a siren. He says Franks had a car in front of him that his attention was focused on and hadn’t seen the trooper before he was within a few feet of the ambulance.
“I called out to my partner and told him to pull to the side because there was a State Trooper behind us,” White says. White says as the trooper passed them, he made radio contact, telling Franks “you should consider checking your rearview mirrors”.
“As my partner was pulling onto the shoulder, the cruiser came alongside our unit and gestured for my driver to pull over,” White says.
White says the officer was in a rage when he approached them and yelled “get your a– back here! I am giving you a ticket for failure to yield.” White says he told the trooper they had a patient in the ambulance and that they were on their way to the hospital.
“He ignored my statement, became even more belligerent, and demanded my partner come to his patrol car so he could write him a ticket,” White says. “I calmly told the officer that we were transporting a patient and we could continue this at the hospital.”
White says the trooper then approached him and shouted “you are under arrest for obstructing a police officer” and grabbed his arm to handcuff him. A brief struggle followed, at which point the trooper grabbed White by the throat. The cell phone captured this incident on video.
The cops were asses. I hope they all get fired.
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So Black People Buy Furniture Too?
May 11th
The answer is yes, but only at the Red House. Umm… wtf?
♫ At the Reeeed House… Where Black People and White People buy Furniture… ♫ (And hispanics too!)
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Adventures in Diversity Training!
May 5th
Delaware State’s Department of Transportation sent out a newsletter to their employees with hints and clues on how to be sensitive to gays, blacks, latinos, the elderly and the crippled. But the newsletter’s author, Secretary Carolann Wicks, refused to beat around the bush and neglected to be politically correct or use preferred “multicultural” words. The result was a newsletter that is insulting, like all diversity training classes are, but hilarious because the newsletter spews hateful words like spic, fag, nigger and retard. It reads like diversity training by Michael Scott of Dunder Mifflin Paper Company.

The hilariously racist, insulting document is here. It contains nuggets like the following:
- Never call a coworker a “fag” or “homo.”
This is derogatory, rude, and totally
insensitive.- You may have heard comedians or African
Americans use the word “nigger” casually.
It is never, ever acceptable to use this word
in any context. You are asking for trouble;
leave this one alone.- Don’t ask blacks: “Should we order fried chicken or
watermelon for you?”
This is stereotyping and shows ignorance.- Never refer to a co-worker as a “retard.”
This is an insult to people with mental
disabilities.- It is never ever acceptable to refer to a
Hispanic/Latino co-worker as a “spic”
“wetback” or “hot footer.” This is
derogatory.- Can you help me out with my landscaping?
Why would you assume that all
Hispanics/Latinos are landscaping experts?
And it goes on and on. Read the public’s reaction here. As far as stereotyping goes, ever notice that whenever you pass a road construction project run by people in the Department of Transportation, you always see one person working and 9 people leaning on a shovel? Oops, does that somehow make me insensitive or a racist? Probably.
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Googley-Eyed NY Governor is a Googley-Eyed Racist
May 1st
Good googley moogley! How racist are you if you are black and blind, but fire a white person, whose color you can’t see, who takes pictures for a living to produce photographs you can’t see, and replace him with a black person, whose color you can’t see, to take more pictures which you still can’t see? That is exactly what New York Governor David “the Googley” Paterson did when he was New York Senate minority leader. He fired a white Senate photographer who had been employed by the Senate for 26 years and replaced him with a black man. I would say this was due to a color preference, but since Paterson can’t see shit, I will have to guess this is a racial preference based on texture! Or maybe taste? Eeeww!

From the NYPost here:
Gov. Paterson, who raised state taxes by $8 billion last month, just cost state taxpayers $300,000 more.
The state has secretly settled an embarrassing federal racial-discrimination lawsuit. Paterson, back when he was Senate minority leader in 2003, fired a white Senate photographer in order to replace him with an African-American.
The settlement ends a civil-rights action first filed in 2005 by Joseph Maioriello, 56, of Schenectady, a 26-year Senate employee who originally sought $1.5 million.
He was fired from his $34,000-a-year job as a photographer two years earlier and replaced by a black employee, El-Wise Noisette.
In the lawsuit, Maioriello said he was told by John McPadden, then Paterson’s chief of staff, that he was being fired because a number of minority senators wanted to replace him with “a minority photographer, a black photographer.” He said he was also told, “You got to remember who Sen. Paterson is. Sen. Paterson is black.”
Paterson, who is legally blind googley-eyed, claimed in a sworn deposition that he didn’t see well enough to have fired Maioriello because of his race. A spokesman for Paterson later said the comment was “a quip, a joke.”
So he had his seeing-eye chief of staff do it for him. Same difference.
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Turkish TV Mocks Obama With Blackface
Apr 8th
A television program in Turkey recently featured a commentator dressed in blackface in a side-by-side split with Obama. Shock and outrage ensues in the US by the insensitivity of it, but I think its okay because I respect other peoples’ culture. In Turkish culture, it is okay to mock foreign leaders in blackface, so who am I to judge?
Actually, the fact that eastern Europeans and Asians (arabs) don’t know this behavior is insulting and wrong is not their fault. In fact, I was floored on my recent trip to Jordan when some of the locals I was talking with always used the word “niggers” to refer to anyone from America with black skin. In fact, they were absolutely convinced that blacks in America are all in violent street gangs and hold their handguns sideways. After all, that’s what they always see in American movies. Also, they hear blacks in those same movies refer to each other constantly as “nigger” as well in American popular music.
So it’s no wonder that they act this way. Blame Hollywood who has been irresponsibily portraying blacks as criminals and violent thugs, not the foreign cultures who simply don’t know any better.
The TV program referenced above ended with a shot of two young black girls, supposedly Malia and Natasha Obama, doing “double dutch” jump rope on what was supposed to be the White House driveway. Not really.

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Obama Looks Like a Chimp
Mar 11th
Fact: President Obama’s shares 96% of his DNA with a common Chimpanzee according to a 2005 federally funded study.

Fact: The remaining 4% of Obama’s DNA that is NOT chimpanzee like, comes from his white mother.
Do stating these facts make me racist?

Check out this hilarious post at Moonbattery that describes how the common Chimpanzee has demonstrated more intelligence than Obama.
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New Movie Notorious Opened. Black People Shoot at the Screen
Jan 17th
Of course any movie involving black actors, rap music, and gangsta thuglife means that someone, somewhere just has to bust a cap in someone’s ass somewhere between the coming attractions and the opening credits.

As Cris Rock said during his standup, “Can’t go to a movie the first week it comes out, why? Cause niggers are shooting at the screen. Hey, this is such a good movie, Imma bust a cap up in here.” From Greensboro Fox 8 here:
Police evacuated The Grand 18 Four Seasons Station cinemas Friday just after 9 p.m. after a shooting.
According to police, a gun went off in a theater hallway. The person shot has been taken to a nearby hospital.
About 700 people were in the cinema complex at the time of the shooting. Actor Jamal Woolard, the star of “Notorious” a film about the life and death of rapper Christopher ‘Biggie’ Wallace, was at the theater. Woolard left shortly after the shooting.
Police said they do not know if there is a connection between the film and shooting.
Some mighty fine police work there, Greensboro PD. Someone falls over bleeding from a hole in their body and the police detectives come to the conclusion that “a gun went off?” And these same geniuses can’t figure out whether or not a movie about a gangster rapper who gets pumped full of lead has anything to do with black people pulling guns on each other in a movie theater?
I think Niggas is gettin smoked, G. Thanks to this epic thread at Fark.
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McDonald’s Airs Commercial With a Black Person Who Doesn’t Dance
Jan 2nd
I tease McDonald’s Corporation for airing commercials that appear to be racist to a white dude like me. I blogged about that here. But the company has one of the best charities- the McDonald’s House, which provides room and board for families while a child is coping with disease. They also run the McJobs program which helps adults with mental retardation. These are both charities and community programs that are immensely rewarding to our society.
But I wonder. If McDonald’s could have found a black kid with Down’s syndrome, would they have made him dance in a commercial?
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