Hilarious photos of thousands of Doritos chips washed up on the beach in North Carolina. And they are all still fresh! This is an environmental spill that everyone can volunteer to help cleanup.

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With employees like this at the CIA is it any wonder that they got the information wrong about WMDs in Iraq? George Dalmas was burglarizing homes in the affluent neighborhoods of Langley and McLean. Among some very valuable items, he also swiped over a thousand pairs of panties.

From NBC4 here:
A CIA employee for [...]

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The Department of Defense has raised the “InfoCon” from 5 to 4. This means that there are now tighter restrictions on access to DoD systems, forced password changes and strictly enforced access control.

From the Washington Times here:
Chinese computer hackers penetrated the Naval War College network earlier this month, forcing security authorities to shut down [...]

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Not only is the next Fantastic Four movie going to feature Norrin Radd, aka Silver Surfer, but it will also debut the way-cool “Fantasticar” which is one of the coolest rides in all of Comics, ranking up there with the X-men’s Blackbird, the Batmobile and Johnny Blaze’s Ghostrider chopper.

From USA Today here:
The mileage is great, [...]

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A stupid crackhead in Florida decided to strip down to his birthday suit and go swimming in a Florida pond. A large gator grabbed hold of him and chewed on parts of both arms and was working on a leg when Sheriff’s Deputies dove in and rescued him.

From Reuters here:
Florida sheriff’s deputies jumped into [...]

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The Electronic Frontier Foundation, who is suing to stop the US efforts to fight terrorism by listening in on phone calls of terrorists, managed to finally win a big court case. Against Barney the Dinosaur.

In this case, the lawyers for the big purple doofus kept sending cease and desist letters to a Dr. Frankel, [...]

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I was very pleasantly surprised the other day when I was outside of Starbucks and spotted some neighborhood kids riding their skateboards. They were wearing straight leg jeans. Their ass cracks weren’t showing. You couldn’t see any part of their underwear. The cuffs went all the way to the ankles and [...]

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Snoop is getting arrested faster than he can stand trial for his indictments. He performed at the Burbank studios of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. On his way out of the parking lot, cops stopped his car and found SHOCKER! drugs and a gun. The cops and judges have told ol’ Snoop that, as [...]

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Rogue the kitten is beginning to acclimate to her new surroundings. And by “acclimating” I mean keeping us up all night. She plays a game where she attacks our feet through the blanket whenever we move them. And if that gets boring, she takes ‘Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka’ flying leaps off the bed [...]

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These two idiots seem to be running for parents of the year. Shocker that neither one is married to the other parent in their respective “relationships.” They should be barred from ever spawning another child.
First up is Derrick Hardy. This criminal, while under house arrest, takes his girlfriend’s baby girl and jams [...]

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Yesterday I asked what the hell they do at Sandia Laboratories since they are obviously not paying attention to cyber security. Well, today I got my answer. They are training bees to stick out their tongues when they smell bombs, dynamite and other similar explosive materials.

This is your Homeland Security dollars at work. [...]

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This is a cool utility website. You plug in a zipcode or a city and up pops map plots showing the cool things to do around town. Stuck in a backwater village while on travel? Use this to find something around town to occupy your time.

Most of the points of interest have [...]

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I read this story and can’t help but imagine a Monty Python skit gone wrong. A man who really wishes he was a woman, is insisting that Doctors give him a cervical exam. Because he doesn’t want to get cervical cancer. How would House handle this? With exploratory surgery, of course!

From [...]

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A crazed fan somehow managed to breach the security of Verizonwireless to obtain phone, email and photo records for the wife of Linkin Park lead singer, Chester Bennington. The fan then used that information to make threatening phone calls to the wife, Talinda Bennington.

From AOL here:
A Linkin Park fan has been arrested after allegedly [...]

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A Zamboni only goes about 5 miles per hour. That is with the pedal to the metal. And if you take it off-rink and to the local BurgerKing for a Flame-Broiled Whopper? Yeah, you get the pink slip.

From the AP here:
BOISE, Idaho - Two employees of the city’s ice skating rink have been fired [...]

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Drudge has a story up talking about a new birth control pill for men. The newest one can be taken a few hours before intercourse and the man will somehow not get the woman pregnant. I guess he will temporarily shoot blanks for a few hours. Afterwards, potency returns to normal.

From [...]

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I spent most of the day indoors eating leftovers and playing with the kitten. But we did get a chance to go to the Reston Tree Lighting at Reston Town Center. Lots of people were out in the great weather to hear the Reston choir sing Christmas songs and to get that first [...]

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The kitten has a cute white slash on her head. I wanted to name her something computer related referencing the slash- perhaps root or “SU” but my wife would have none of that. We settled on Rogue. Like the comic book mutant hero. ‘Cause she’s got a white streak of [...]

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We got a new female kitten today. We havent settled on a name yet. It has the cutest backslash on its forehead and is still very skittish in her new surroundings.

The older cat is not at all happy about the new kitten either. She is hissing and voicing her displeasure at the little one’s presence.
Thanks [...]

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Its Thanksgiving and we already have stories about evil Santa. This one is from my home State of Virginia. This Bad Santa may as well shave his beard. He will never be hired again to be around kids now that he has to register as a Sex Offender.

From NBC4 here:
RICHMOND, Va. — [...]

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