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Reason 448 to Homeschool: Menopausal Teacher Won’t Send Naked Photos of Your Kid to a Child Pornographer
Mar 13th
Meet Kimberly Crain. She is an admitted child pornographer who snapped photos of underage girls and sent them to her pedophile online boyfriend. Faced with life in prison, she begged the court for mercy, blaming her actions on her shriveling ovaries and high cholesterol.
From the DailyMail here:
A teacher who admitted taking sexual photographs of her students has tried to blame it on a long list of excuses, including high cholesterol levels, the menopause, an online love interest and aching joints.
Kimberly Crain, 49, from Shawnee, has already admitted making and distributing child pornography.
The former elementary school teacher faces life in prison but is appealing for probation. She passed on pornographic images to retired professor of early childhood development Gary Doby, of Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania, who has already been sentenced to 18 life terms.
Her full list of excuses includes: Depression, menopause, her online love interest, her husband ignoring her, hypnosis, weight gain, increasingly high cholesterol levels, chronic joint and muscle pain, panic attacks, sleep deprivation and a rapidly changing hormonal balance.
Crain mainly blames her ‘cyber-lover’ Doby, 66, who she would email the explicit photographs to.
‘I found myself giving in to all he wanted.
‘Gary briefly spoke of his fascinations with young girls, but I didn’t see it as a fetish.
‘He said it made him smile and feel good, so I wanted to continue to keep him happy.’Nine students aged eight to 11, had previously testified that she took photos of them in her classroom and during a pizza party at her home in their underwear and also allowed them to be secretly videoed while changing.
A nine-year-old old girl testified that Crain told her to open her legs and do various dances that Crain then photographed.
Disgusting wretched bitch. You know what cures that menopause of yours Ms. Crain? A flame-thrower to your uterus.
Reason 253 to HomeSchool: Students Wont Swap Porn Vids of Slut Teacher
Mar 8th
I think its safe for Rush to call Stacie Halas, a 31-year-old science teacher at Richard B. Haydock Intermediate School in Oxnard, CA a slut, because she is.
She is also a criminal under the new California law that demands that Porn actresses use condoms.
From the SmokingGun here:
A California middle school teacher has been placed on leave after administrators learned from students that the educator appears in porn videos available online.
Stacie Halas, a 31-year-old science teacher at Richard B. Haydock Intermediate School in Oxnard, was removed from the classroom Monday, three days after pupils reported spotting her in a series of X-rated clips.
In a letter sent yesterday to Haydock parents, school brass noted that they are “asking teachers to discourage the children from searching for and/or visiting these inappropriate sites.”
Halas can be seen in some of the videos engaging in a wide variety of sexual activity with a partner portraying a delivery man for “Big Sausage Pizza.” Instead of accepting a tip from Halas, the delivery man opens the pizza box and–surprise!–offers her a tip of his own (as seen in one of the below photos).
Oldest porn story in the book. I’m not sure which industry has helped the other more- porn or pizza? Anyways, no one’s kids should be taught by such a disgusting gutterslut. I wonder if Sandra Fluke has been in any online porn? Any volunteers want to scour the interwebs to find that video?
Reason 3 to HomeSchool: Teacher Won’t Hogtie 3rd Graders and Make Them Eat Semen
Feb 1st
It what seems to be some of the worst teacher on student sexual abuse I’ve ever had the displeasure to see, a pervert teacher in Los Angeles abused boys and girls aged 7 to 10 by tying them up, blindfolding them, and making them eat spoonfuls of his semen. The kids thought it was a game.
View more videos at: http://nbclosangeles.com.
From the LATimes here:
In the fall of 2010, a drugstore photo technician was running a batch of 35-millimeter film when a disturbing image tumbled out of the machine — a child, blindfolded with a white cloth and gagged with clear packing tape. From that first photograph, detectives spent the next year following a trail that led them to a South Los Angeles elementary school.
They say they found acts of staggering depravity.
There were more photos, it turned out — 400 more, traced to an apartment in nearby Torrance, then to a bustling schoolhouse in South Los Angeles. There, a veteran third-grade teacher sought sexual gratification by spoon-feeding his semen to his students.
Mark Berndt, 61, a teacher at Miramonte Elementary School in the community of Florence-Firestone, was charged with 23 counts of committing lewd acts on children.
Additional charges are likely, authorities said: Berndt had taught at Miramonte since 1979, and though test scores indicate that he was an average teacher, he was such a fixture that parents kept in touch with him after their children grew up, frequently inviting him to birthday parties and quinceañeras.
Berndt, who was being held in lieu of $2.3-million bail, regularly told his students that they were going to play a “tasting game,” in which children were blindfolded and, in some cases, gagged with tape, authorities say. The semen appears to have been ingested by the children on a blue plastic spoon and, according to one alleged victim’s father, on cookies.
The alleged victims were boys and girls ages 7 to 10.
Berndt was fired, but he challenged the firing. But in June, he resigned from the district, which allowed him to keep lifetime health benefits provided by L.A. Unified. He also retains his state teachers pension.
What a despicable person this teacher is! At least he gets to keep his benefits, right?
Reason 247 to Homeschool: Pervy Music Teacher Won’t Bang Sex Doll on School Property
Aug 13th

Reason 247 to Homeschool: Pervy Music Teacher Won’t Bang Sex Doll on School Property, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.
Meet Daniel Torrel. He is 56, teaches music and was just arrested for having sex with a doll baby with holes cut into it. He was on school grounds in Tennessee, under a foot bridge. School is out for summer but he was seen from the road. He is a father of two and blames his perversion on attention deficit disorder.
From wate.com here:
SPRING HILL, Tenn. – Police in Spring Hill arrested a local music teacher Thursday morning after he was caught engaging in a sex act with a doll outside a local elementary school.
Officers were called to Allendale Elementary School on Prescott Way in Spring Hill amid reports of a white male with a duffle bag under a bridge on school property. The bridge provides access to the school from the main road.
Spring Hill police witnessed the man, identified as 56-year-old Daniel Torroll, performing sex acts on a child-like doll police later discovered he’d cut holes into.
The officer reported the man was naked and in a location where he could be seen by people driving up to the school.
Authorities took Torroll into custody and charged him with public indecency, a misdemeanor.
He was issued a citation and ordered to stay off school property. He was not booked into the Williamson County jail.
According to Torroll, he suffers from an attention deficit disorder which he says affects his inability to resist certain sexual impulses, though none of which involve children.
I think jail time would be a great help to cure his supposed ADD. Freak.
Reason 5 to HomeSchool: Gay 2nd Grade Teacher Won’t Try to Sodomize 13 Year Old Boys at Other Schools on a School Night
Apr 26th
Meet your typical Homosexual Grade School Teacher. This one is named Aaron J Turner. When he is not teaching second graders, he is hooking up with children via Craigslist. He turned up at one schoolyard in a neighboring town after dark to meet a Dad who was turning out his 13 year old son for tricks, because this is what depraved homosexual men do with their spare time. Turns out the cops were waiting for him.
From ABC6 here:
A police department’s online sex sting nabbed an elementary school teacher trying to meet a father and his young son for sex.
Officers from the Edison Police Department arrested Aaron J. Turner on Saturday. They say an undercover police officer posted a request at CraigsList.com posing as a father with a 13-year-old boy looking for sex with another person.
Turner, a second-grade teacher at Johnsville Elementary, responded to the ad. Turner met the undercover officer at Edison School, where he was arrested.
Turner works as a teacher in the North Moor School District.
Teachers aren’t the only ones depraved in Ohio. From MansfieldNewsJournal here:
Meanwhile, a Bucyrus man was also arrested in the same Internet sex sting.
Dave Staats, 23, who is unemployed, responded to the listing the same night it was posted — along with nearly 200 other people, Sting Detective Meyer said. “I actually had so many responses that night that I had to verify my email account,” Meyer said.
Most homosexual men are gay because they themselves were victims of sexual assault at a young age, and they often seek to recreate that trauma in their own lives and to inflict it on others. I’m going to guess that Turner was preyed upon by a teacher, which is why he chose his profession. He may not have attacked 2nd graders, but once he moved up the teaching scale to Junior High School, he would have the pick of the crop to slobber over and assault.
Thanks to Trench at CraigsCrimeList for this sick reminder that some teachers choose their jobs in order to inflict lasting harm on children.
Reason 937 to HomeSchool: Anatomy Teacher Won’t Give Alcohol to Your Kid Bang Him at the Park
Mar 16th
Meet Carrie Shafer, soon-to-be-divorced anatomy teacher from duPont manual HighSchool in Louisville KY. She was busted by cops screwing a 17 year old student at a public park and giving alcohol to the youngster. While its not officially a rape case, she is still a kid touching whore.

From the NYDailyNews here:
A biology teacher in Kentucky has resigned after cops found her giving a student some private lessons in anatomy.
Carrie Shafer, a teacher at DuPont Manual High School in Louisville, was found by police Friday night inside a car and sharing beer with a 17-year-old student.
The 38-year-old and the teen also were partially undressed. Evidence of contraceptive use was visible near the vehicle.
“There were some articles found that appeared to have been from a sexual act — like some condoms and some wet wipes that were on the outside of the vehicle believed to have been thrown from that vehicle,” Louisville Metro Police said.
Shafer, who taught anatomy and physiology, was cited with a misdemeanor for unlawful transaction with a minor.
Sexual consent in Kentucky is 16, and at the time of the incident police were not aware she was a teacher. Shafer, who resigned Sunday, could face a felony charge because of her role as an educator.
A new law in Kentucky makes it illegal for a person in “a position of authority or special trust” to engage in sexual activity with someone under 18.
The teacher was also ticketed for parking in a handicap space.
Shafer was a sponsor of the Fellowship of Christian Athletes group, which consisted of nearly 40 students.
According to the DailyMail here, beer was involved and they reported she was married, at least for now.
Sexual predators cloak themselves with a shroud of decency- like teaching retarded children or sponsoring a christian sports group. Just makes it easier to hide.
Reason 649 to HomeSchool: Lesbian Photography Teacher Won’t Fingerbang Your Daughter in Dark Room
Feb 19th
Mandy Jared has been a teacher in an Indiana High School in Zionsville since 2002. And now according to news reports, Mandy came and she gave without taking. She dragged one of her students into the photography dark room and did lesbian stuff to the 17 year old girl.
From BadBadTeacher here:
Mandy Jared, 33, a former fine arts teacher at Zionsville High School in Zionsville, Indiana has been arrested for having inappropriate contact with a 17-year-old female student.
Jared is facing two felony counts of child seduction. She surrendered at the Boone County Jail on Tuesday. There were four incidents but Jared is only charged with two that happened in the dark room after school.
Jared came to the attention of authorities after the student told another teacher about the incidents, who then reported it to school officials. School officials became aware of the allegations on December 9th and Jared reportedly resigned on the same day.
In other news, darkrooms still exist in this age of digital photography. According to this article here, Mandy also left lots of online chat evidence for her coworkers to find too. Kudos for the teachers reporting this lesbian child predator.
Pretty Much Sums it Up
May 24th
From Failblog:

Hey teachers, stop touching. You don’t shape futures. You have an easy job with summers off and a fabulous pension. Stop pretending otherwise. Thank you.
Reason 129 to HomeSchool: Creepy Band Teacher Won’t Put Love Letters in Your Daughter’s Locker that Detail How Hard His Penis Gets
Dec 5th
When I was in Junior High and High School, I remember all of the school’s band directors being dirty perverts. I just thought it was something in the local water. One band director went on to get married to his first chair Clarinet. Another often remarked openly about the feminine hygeine practices of certain violinists. The one in the story below went even further and placed dirty love notes in his female students’ lockers talking about his state of arousal.

From the Smoking Gun here:
A veteran Minnesota middle school teacher left sexually suggestive notes in the lockers of two female students and was typing a third lewd letter when school officials confronted him in his classroom, according to police. Martin Bartels, 53, was charged with disorderly conduct in connection with letters found last month by two seventh grade students at Buffalo Community Middle School.
Bartels, a band teacher who has taught for 28 years, wrote in one letter that he wanted to “trace your thighs with my fingertips and make you squirm,” adding that he gets “hot and hard just thinking about it.” In a note to a second girl, Bartels wrote, “I really, really, really love your legs…I like how you show just enough to make me hard.”
Bartels, pictured above, is on paid administrative leave, according to a school district spokesperson.
Of course he is on PAID leave. Teaching is the only career where you get to attempt to rape students and then get free paid vacations. No wonder the profession attracts such perverts. Easy money, loads of free sex and tons of free time off with pay.
Cross-Eyed Lesbian Teacher Found Guilty of Three Sex Crimes
Nov 21st
The students of St. Croix Lutheran High School in West St. Paul, Minnesota can sleep soundly now that predatory sex criminal and former teacher Melissa Koehn is going to be locked away. She was found guilty in court on three counts of fourth-degree criminal sexual conduct. And because her victim was especially vulnerable, the jury said that the acts were “aggravated” which will make Koehn eligible for an extra long stretch in prison.

From Twincities.Com here:
A Dakota County jury deliberated 3 1/2 hours on Friday before convicting a former history teacher and basketball coach from St. Croix Lutheran High School in West St. Paul of three counts of fourth-degree criminal sexual conduct with a 17-year-old student.
Koehn, 31, of Kenosha, Wis., will be sentenced on Feb. 5 before Dakota County District Court Judge Robert King in Hastings. King on Friday ordered a pre-sentence investigation and a psychological evaluation.
Under Minnesota law, sexual contact with a 16- or 17-year-old is a felony if the perpetrator is at least four years older and in a position of authority over a teen.
The jury found there are aggravating factors, such as the victim’s vulnerability, that support a longer jail term than called for by state sentencing guidelines.
I hope she takes a better picture for her Sex Crimes Registry. And to all you morons who supported this depraved woman- I told you so.
Reason 87 to HomeSchool: Basketball Coach Won’t Stalk Costco With a Boner
Oct 14th
Kyle Dennis really likes the sales this week at Costco. I mean, REALLY likes them. He was busted for jerking it at a Costco after already having jerked it at a Walmart and a different Costco across town.

From KCBI here:
A local high school math teacher has been arrested for obscene conduct in a public place.
Kyle Dennis, 37, was arrested after multiple instances of “obscene live conduct” that took place at two Boise retail outlets starting in February of this year.
According to court documents, Dennis “knowingly engaged in obscene conduct…by manipulating his penis with his hands while walking around a Costco store with an erection.”
The documents go on to say that Dennis performed the same behavior at the Costco on 2051 S. Cole Road as well as the Walmart on Overland in June.
Dennis, who teaches geometry and coaches basketball at Capital High School, was arrested Monday at 6:30 a.m. He walked around the stores performing the behavior in front of other shoppers.
Dan Hollar, Boise School District spokesperson, said Dennis is on paid administrative leave.
One Capital High student in Dennis’ math class said he’s holding off on judgment. “Even if he’s charged with anything, when he comes back to school, I’m not going to look at him any differently than I would,” said Mark, a sophomore.
Well, it looks like the indoctrination is working miracles on the impressionable and stupid student named Mark. He probably thinks its the height of integrity to ignore the fact that his math teacher is a pervert. Don’t use that brain God gave you, Mark. Don’t make any distinctions about your personal safety or the appropriateness of the behavior of a man who hangs out with children all day, Mark.
And yet another teacher who gets a free vacation for his criminal actions. Fire this perv!
Reason 210 to HomeSchool: One Teacher Fired for Banging Student; Three More Fired for Covering it Up
Aug 26th
Robert Hawkins, a 43 year-old slob of a math teacher, started banging his 17 year old student. When Hawkins bragged about it in the teacher’s lounge and over email, his teacher buddies laughed about it, shared high-fives and slapped him on the back. Now all four of the teachers are fired.

From Philly.com here:
A sexual relationship between a Bucks County teacher and a 17-year-old female student has resulted in the teacher’s arrest and dismissal, and the resignation or suspension of three other teachers who knew about the relationship.
Robert C. Hawkins, a math teacher at Council Rock South High School, turned himself in to police yesterday morning. He was charged with endangering the welfare of a child and corruption of a minor after he allegedly had a five-month sexual relationship with the student.
The Council Rock School District, after conducting its own investigation, concluded that three other teachers knew about the relationship and did not report it to school officials or police. The police affidavit outlining the charges against Hawkins referred to e-mails between Hawkins and unnamed “associates.”
One of the teachers has resigned, and two have been suspended with intent to dismiss.
Hawkins and the girl began talking on the phone and text-messaging each other in November, with Hawkins initiating the conversations. More than 6,000 messages were exchanged, including messages from Hawkins saying he had checked to find out the age of consent for sexual relations. The two engaged in sex numerous times at Hawkins’ home, from December to April, the affidavit said.
Hawkins had shown the girl sexually explicit pictures on his laptop of another female student at Council Rock South.
Way to go scumbag. You got yourself and your three friends fired because you can’t keep your hands off of your students. As a registered sex offender I guess you can get a job as a landscaper.
Reason 655 to Homeschool: Your 4th Grader Won’t be Taught by Drippy Whore
Feb 11th
Meet Amber Carter. This fourth grade teacher leads a busy life. She grades all those test papers, erases all those chalk boards, and keeps the lonely johns of Ohio’s Logan County content with discount sexual favors. Oh, and she caters to a particular kink- men who have always wanted to bang Corey Feldman in drag.

From the AP here:
An Ohio fourth-grade teacher had a side job as a prostitute, and even skipped class after using a school computer to arrange an afternoon tryst at a motel.
35-year-old Amber Carter was arrested Tuesday at a motel parking lot in Bellefontaine in central Ohio. She’s charged with misdemeanor prostitution and a felony, unauthorized use of property, regarding the computer.
Bellefontaine City Schools Superintendent Larry Anderson says officials are shocked. He says Carter never received a reprimand in 13 years at the district. She’s now on administrative leave.
School Teachers are the only people I know of who can be arrested on sex crime charges and get to no only keep their jobs, but also get paid for staying at home. Its no wonder they are all lining up to be sex criminals.
Reason 262 to HomeSchool: The Ass Principal Won’t Walk Bowlegged to School With Blue Lips
Dec 30th
Maine East High School Ass. Principal Mike Pressler finished his school work Monday afternoon, locked his door to his office, fought traffic to get to the lakeshore outside of Chicago, and publicly engaged in oral and anal sex with a member of the Blue Man Group, because, sex on the beach with one of those freaky performers is just too good to pass up for a public educator.

Don’t let the Blue Man Group babysit!
From WBBM here:
A Blue Man Group actor and the assistant principal of Maine East High School were arrested at a park along the lakefront on the North Side and charged with public indecency Monday night.
Darren Stephens, 45, and Michael Pressler, 48, were arrested without incident about 5:45 p.m. in the 4500 block of North Simonds Drive, police said.
Pressler, who is the Asst. Principal at Maine East High School in northwest suburban Park Ridge, and Stephens, who is a performer with the Blue Man Group, were both charged with public indecency, a misdemeanor, after they were found engaged in a sex act on Chicago Park District property.
Is it ironic that the High School mascot is the Blue Demon? Hey, speaking of the Blue Man dudes laying pipe, here is an old video for the Intel chip:
Reason 216 to HomeSchool: Slutty Drug-Addled Teacher Won’t Cheat on Your Teenager With Other Student
Oct 20th
For some full-time whores who become part-time teachers, student sexual conquests are like Lays Potato Chips. You can’t have just one. Meet Laura Pace. She’s in jail waiting for her divorce papers and for her court date for having sex with two of her students. The evidence against her is a rambling, drama-riddled, 16 page handwritten letter, on notebook paper, apologizing to one of her students she’s been banging for cheating on him with another student!

From the OrlandoSentinel here:
A Eustis High School teacher was arrested Friday after investigators substantiated rumors that she had sex with two of her students.
Laura Pace, 38, was charged with five counts of unlawful sexual activity with a minor and two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. She was held in the Lake County Jail with bail set at $26,000.
The investigation began earlier this month after the Lake County School Board received an e-mail detailing sexual misconduct between her and the two male students. Detectives spoke with the teens, who confirmed they had sex with Pace.
Court papers say that Pace, who is married, had an ongoing relationship with one teen, then an encounter with the second. Pace sent images of her breasts and buttocks to one teen via cell phone.
One teen told detectives about at least seven encounters with Pace at his home and hers. The teen provided them with a letter handwritten on the fronts and backs of eight pages that Pace left in his mailbox, in which she apologizes for her sexual encounter with the second teen and tried to explain her drug use.
The second teen told investigators he had one encounter with Pace at her home, where they also smoked marijuana and she offered him Adderall, an amphetamine.
This teacher must have thought that she was a highschool student too. Seriously, writing love letters? Or was it just sixteen pages of her begging the kid to keep his mouth shut? Her young lover, pissed off about this slutty teacher banging his buddy got the ultimate revenge by breaking up with her and then telling the cops.
Reason 709 to HomeSchool: Whores Won’t Confuse Stripping With Teaching
Sep 19th
Some girls are born to be strippers. And with a name like Autumn Leathers, your career on the pole seems pretty much assured. But due to the lack of good strip joints in Cumberland, Maryland, Autumn Leathers had to become a school teacher, where she proceeded to give lap dances to 15 year old boys.

Well, actually, she did a lot more than lap dances, but rumor has it she did it for the boy’s lunch money. Make it rain, YEAH! From the Cumberland Times here:
Autumn Leathers, 24, of Frostburg was indicted on charges of third-degree sex offense, second-degree child abuse, sex abuse of a minor, unnatural or perverted practice, second-degree assault and fourth-degree sex offense in connection with alleged offenses involving one of the male students that she taught at Mountain Ridge High School.
She was involved with a 15-year-old boy over a several-month period. Police said the two would engage in sexual acts at Leathers’ home.
Leathers has been free on bond since her arrest Aug. 20, following a citizen’s complaint concerning a possible inappropriate relationship between Leathers and one of her students.
She was overheard in the teacher’s lounge saying “The thing I like most about High School boys is I keep getting older, and they just stay the same age.”









