Reason 262 to HomeSchool: The Ass Principal Won’t Walk Bowlegged to School With Blue Lips

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Maine East High School Ass. Principal Mike Pressler finished his school work Monday afternoon, locked his door to his office, fought traffic to get to the lakeshore outside of Chicago, and publicly engaged in oral and anal sex with a member of the Blue Man Group, because, sex on the beach with one of those freaky performers is just too good to pass up for a public educator.

Don’t let the Blue Man Group babysit!

From WBBM here:

A Blue Man Group actor and the assistant principal of Maine East High School were arrested at a park along the lakefront on the North Side and charged with public indecency Monday night.

Darren Stephens, 45, and Michael Pressler, 48, were arrested without incident about 5:45 p.m. in the 4500 block of North Simonds Drive, police said.

Pressler, who is the Asst. Principal at Maine East High School in northwest suburban Park Ridge, and Stephens, who is a performer with the Blue Man Group, were both charged with public indecency, a misdemeanor, after they were found engaged in a sex act on Chicago Park District property.

Is it ironic that the High School mascot is the Blue Demon? Hey, speaking of the Blue Man dudes laying pipe, here is an old video for the Intel chip: