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Power of Positive Tweeting
Feb 29th
I’ve been at the RSA Conference this week out in San Francisco. And yes, there are hobos and smelly homeless people everywhere shaking their paper cups at me. But since I’ve been here I decided to tweet that I’ve been winning prizes at the vendor booths, with each prize becoming progressively better and better than the last, beginning with winning a pair of free movie tickets. Read the tweets from the bottom up.
And while I’ve been having fun with that, the most amazing thing happened. I really did win something, much to the chagrin to my friends.
Freakin’ hilarious! Haven’t had much chance to play with the new laptop yet but I’m still stunned that I really won a great prize.
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Steve Jobs Has the iCancer
Aug 26th
Someone forgot to plug Steve Jobs into the wall outlet.
The photo above was from TMZ taken two days after the Apple CEO resigned.
So maybe cellphones really do cause brain cancer?
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Chinese Kid Sells a Kidney for an iPad2
Jun 2nd
And I bet he didn’t even get the one with the 3G built in. And he also managed to get a laptop out of the deal, but who needs two kidneys anyways? Not this guy.
From the GlobalTimes here:
A teenager in Huaishan, Anhui Province has sold one of his kidneys to buy an iPad2 tablet computer.
The 17-year-old man surnamed Zheng, a freshman in high school, got connected with a kidney-selling agent through the internet, who pledged to pay him 20,000 yuan ($3,084.45 ) for one of his kidneys. On April 28 of this year, Zheng went to Chenzhou, Hunan Province to have his kidney removed under the supervision of three so-called middlemen, and received 22,000 yuan ($3,392.97). Then he returned home with a laptop and an iPad2.
Zheng’s mother discovered her son’s new electronic products and forced him to reveal how he came to afford them. Then she took Zheng to Chenzhou and reported the matter to local police. The three agents’ telephones have not been answered since that time.
Ah! Young commies trying to become evil capitalist consumers no matter the cost! That brings a tear to my eye. Steve Jobs below describes how many feet of Chinese human intestine it would take to get an Apple TV.
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Haters Love to Hate Al Gore
Apr 30th
Al Gore sits on Apple’s board of Directors. GreenPeace then listed Apple as the least Green because it used too much coal, which, by the way, is the ultimate in recycling, but the report is out there. Even whackadoodle whale loving idiots hate Al Gore nowadays. And that hatred is spreading like wildfire in Pop Culture now too.
Buy my iPad App you Eco Sinners!
Al Gore recently released an App through the App Store and Apple is pushing it as the app of the week. The reaction on Facebook is very negative and very hilarious.
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Jul 8th
Those geniuses at Apple have done it again. They have simultaneously reduced wait times at the Genius Bar in Apple Stores and have provided a much needed service with the new “Friend Bar.”
New Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products
I LOLed at the Indian Friend afterhours support.
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Jan 8th
The first week at my new job is going great and although I’m drinking from a firehose right now, things couldn’t be better. I actually look forward to coming into work now. One of the perks of the new job is that the company is paying for my new cellphone, up to a certain dollar amount. And since the iPhone was under that amount, that’s what I got. I like it a LOT, but it sucks in one major way- There is no copy and paste. So if I want to blog from my phone, you can fuggedaboutit, since everything from urls to photos are dependent on that. But did you see the new computer Apple is releasing? The iWheel shown here:
Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard
It has no keyboard, and I’m certain it also has no copy and paste feature.
My wife grabs my iPhone whenever I’m not looking and is downloading apps and playing games on it, and has vowed that if I ever get her one she will be spending mega-cash on iTunes, which isn’t going to make me buy her one any faster. Those .99 songs add up quick.
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