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My iWife is iJealous of My iPhone
The first week at my new job is going great and although I’m drinking from a firehose right now, things couldn’t be better. I actually look forward to coming into work now. One of the perks of the new job is that the company is paying for my new cellphone, up to a certain dollar amount. And since the iPhone was under that amount, that’s what I got. I like it a LOT, but it sucks in one major way- There is no copy and paste. So if I want to blog from my phone, you can fuggedaboutit, since everything from urls to photos are dependent on that. But did you see the new computer Apple is releasing? The iWheel shown here:
Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard
It has no keyboard, and I’m certain it also has no copy and paste feature.
My wife grabs my iPhone whenever I’m not looking and is downloading apps and playing games on it, and has vowed that if I ever get her one she will be spending mega-cash on iTunes, which isn’t going to make me buy her one any faster. Those .99 songs add up quick.
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