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Archive for July, 2008
Supreme Court Justice Among 2000 Screwed by Investment firm
Jul 10th
According to Brian Krebs of the WaPo, an employee of a local DC area investment firm installed Limewire on her work computer and then shared out her whole hard drive. Then enterprising identity thieves stole the names, addresses and social security numbers of 2000 clients of the company, including Justice Stephen Breyer. And he goes on to report that the thieves have been hard at work stealing cash and opening up new lines of credit.

From the WaPo here:
Sometime late last year, an employee of a McLean investment firm decided to trade some music, or maybe a movie, with like-minded users of the online file-sharing network LimeWire while using a company computer. In doing so, he inadvertently opened the private files of his firm, Wagner Resource Group, to the public.
That exposed the names, dates of birth and Social Security numbers of about 2,000 of the firm’s clients, including a number of high-powered lawyers and Supreme Court Justice Stephen G. Breyer.
The breach was not discovered for nearly six months. A reader of washingtonpost.com’s Security Fix blog found the information while searching LimeWire in June.
Reader Christopher Lynt, a patent attorney from Virginia whose personal data was included in the file exposed via P2P, told me that last July, an identity thief used his SSN and birth date to have $1,000 wired to Mexico from Lynt’s bank and credit accounts.
The company looks to be a small cabal of DC lawyers scheming on some investments. This goes to show that even small companies must work to protect critical files- and someone is certain to get sued over this.
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The Quivering Hands of FAIL
Jul 10th
If you are going on TV to handle a one-of-a-kind rare piece of machinery, try not to have shaky fingers. And that whispery laughter you hear in the background? That’s Edison in his grave laughing his ass off.
I love how the host uncaringly asks, “So are you done with that then?”
Have you bookmarked the Failblog site yet? Its from the same jokers that bring you the lolcats of ichc.
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Reason 881 to Homeschool: Your Special Needs Child Won’t Get Lost on Subway Coming Home From Rape Session
Jul 10th
What is it about special needs teachers that make them want to molest their students? See here, here, here, and here. Is it all the hugging? Or is it that they think these disabled kids won’t blab to the cops? Meet Mandi Weeks. She just got married last October, but that didn’t stop her from sending hundreds of emails of a sexual nature to one disabled child. When the kid got lost after a hard-core rape session and didn’t come home on time, the Mom reported him missing. Cops searched his computer looking for clues to where he would be and discovered dirty emails from the Weeks.

From 1010Wins here:
A special education teacher has been having sex with a 15-year-old disabled student.
Police arrested 27-year-old Mandi Weeks, a teacher at the Devereux Foundation Red Hook campus in Dutchess County, Monday in Queens.
Weeks has been charged with two counts of third-degree rape, three counts of third-degree sexual act, endangering the welfare of a child, and two counts of third-degree sexual abuse.
The abuse occurred at the student’s home and in a parking lot, both of which are located in Queens. The boy, who is a resident student at the school and lives on campus, was home on break when the alleged abuse happened.
Police learned of the relationship between the student and Weeks after the boy got lost after getting on a subway Monday to find Weeks. The boy’s mother reported him missing and police went through his computer in search of leads and found inappropriate e-mails to him from Weeks.
John O’Keefe, the Executive Director of the Devereux Foundation, says Weeks has been a teacher at the school since Feb. 2007. He says she has been fired and is not allowed back on the campus.
I wonder how long it will take for Mandi’s husband to file for divorce? Certainly getting sloppy seconds from a retarded boy should qualify as grounds in New York State.

From Mandi’s MySpace page, you find out that working with these wonderful children has driven her to smoke cigarettes. But I suspect that is only because they taste so good after sex.
About me:
I got married October 7, 2007. We have 4 cats and 2 kittens. We live in a log cabin in the woods. I work in a residenial school for students with multiple disabilities which is extremely stressful. My students verbally and physically assault me almost on a daily basis. And people wonder why I started smoking. Hey, at least they are ultra lights. ….as if Klonopin 3 times a day wasn’t enough.
Klonopin is used in the treatment of panic disorders. I guess the fear of getting busted sleeping around with retarded kids makes some people a little panicky.
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How Secrecy Works- Patch the Whole Internet
Jul 9th
Update! This entire article is cross-posted over at GeeksAreSexy.
US-CERT is finally doing the job it was envisioned to do back in 2004 when it was absorbed into the Department of Homeland Security. It is coordinating the efforts of Industry Leaders and maintaining top secrecy to do so to keep the internet secure. Yesterday an unprecedented effort came to a conclusion and patches for DNS Internet Infrastructure were released simultaneously by the biggest companies on the Internet. Cisco, Microsoft and Sun Microsystems each released patches that address a fundamental flaw in DNS, and they did so after secretly collaborating with each other and the Federal Government.

The flaw in DNS could have allowed an attacker to impersonate any server on the Internet by poisoning your DNS cache. And it was easy to do. Luckily the bad guys hadn’t stumbled across the vulnerability. And perhaps more amazing than the world’s largest internet companies collaborating with the government under a cone of silence? The vulnerability researcher, Dan Kaminsky, could have sold the vulnerability to the bad guys for hundreds of thousands of dollars, but being one of the good guys, he turned the information over to the US-CERT team for free.
To read the rest, you gotta go to [GAS]!
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Crystal Skulls are Frauds. Surprised? Nah.
Jul 9th
I had never heard of the whole crystal skull mythology until the latest Indiana Jones movie came out. And leading up to the movie premier were ridiculous documentaries on the Sci-fi channel about how the crystal skulls were “impossible to have been created by human hands” and they had “immense power to heal” and other such claptrap.

Today the AFP sticks a dagger in this myth by reporting that the skulls in the Smithonian, British and French Museums, on which this myth was based, are all frauds. So take that, freaky crystal worshippers.
From AFP here:
Less than three months after the Quai Branly Museum in Paris discovered that a crystal skull once proclaimed as a mystical Aztec masterpiece was a fake, it is now the turn of the British Museum and the Smithsonian Institution to find they were victims of skull-duggery.
Scientists from those two prestigious institutions on Wednesday said their crystal skulls were cut, honed and polished by tools of the industrial age, not by Mesoamerican craftsmen of yore.
“The skulls under consideration are not pre-Columbian. They must surely be regarded as of relatively modern manufacture,” they say. “Each skull was probably worked not more than a decade before it was first offered for sale.”
The skulls became star exhibits in all three museums long before the Indiana Jones movie, “The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull,” hit the movie screens this year.
The superstitious deemed them part of a collection of 12 skulls, endowed with healing or mystical powers, that dated back to the ancient culture of Central America.
Reuniting all 12 skulls, together with a putative 13th, would conjure up a massive power that would prevent the Earth from tipping over on December 21 2012, the “doomsday” in the Mayan calendar, according to one fable.
The investigators also found a black-and-red deposit in a tiny cavity of the Smithsonian skull. X-ray diffraction showed it to be silicon carbide — a tough compound that only exists naturally in meteorites but is widespread in modern industrial abrasives.
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Mike Vick, Imprisoned, Must Pay His Creditors With Cigarettes
Jul 8th
And his creditors don’t like that. So he went bankrupt.

From the AP here:
Imprisoned quarterback Michael Vick filed for bankruptcy protection while serving time for federal dogfighting charges, saying he owes between $10 million and $50 million to creditors.
Vick filed Chapter 11 papers in U.S. Bankruptcy Court in Newport News on Monday. The seven largest creditors listed in the court papers are owed a total of about $12.8 million.
He went on to explain that once he was out of jail he would rebuild his career. I guess his creditors will choke on that promise. Once he gets out of jail he goes on trial in Virginia for dog fighting. From the Daily Press here:
A prosecutor says the state trials of Michael Vick and three co-defendants on dogfighting charges will be delayed until they are freed from federal prison.
Commonwealth’s Attorney Gerald Poindexter says it’s not worth the expense for Surry County to get the men from prisons in different states for trial and escort them back later.
Vick and the other defendants face charges of beating or killing dogs, or causing dogs to fight other dogs, and engaging in or promoting dogfighting.
The former Atlanta Falcons quarterback is serving a 23-month prison sentence after pleading guilty to federal charges in a dogfighting operation. The others received sentences of up to 21 months in prison.
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Beer Pong for the Nintendo Wii
Jul 8th
Boy those college kids are getting LAZY. Instead of setting up a hard plywood table between two saw horses like a normal person, they are now playing the game on the Wii. Of course, the game is rated for teens, so your seventh grader can enjoy it too.
From FoxNews here:
Connecticut’s attorney general isn’t happy that a video game called “Frat Party Games: Beer Pong” was rated suitable for children as young as 13.
“Beer Pong” was designed by Las Vegas-based JV Games Inc. as a downloadable game for Nintendo Co.’s popular Wii game system.
The video game is based on a popular college drinking game where competitors toss a pingpong ball into the opposing player’s cup. If the ball lands in the cup, the opposing player typically has to guzzle beer.
Jaeger said the video game was never about alcohol, but rather the growing sport that has developed around beer pong. There’s even a World Series of Beer Pong that is held in Las Vegas where contestants vie for $50,000 in prize money.
This explains a lot. The other day a kid at the local GameStop came up to me and asked me if I would buy him a case of beer for his “Wee Game.” I thought the little bastard was hitting on me. So I pushed him to the ground and screamed at him, “Who do I look like, Michael Jackson??!”
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Georgia Honor Killing
Jul 7th
Every article I look for regarding the honor killing in Georgia fails to mention the religion of the murderer who choked his own daughter to death because she wanted a divorce. Without a doubt, let me tell you that this animal was a Muslim. No other religion hates women bad enough to kill them over who they decide to marry or divorce.

Infidel! I KILL You! After I kill my daughter, you are next!
From the Atlanta Journal Con here:
A Jonesboro man faces murder charges in the strangulation death of his 25-year-old daughter early Sunday over her desire to end an arranged marriage.
Chaudhry Rashid, 54, is being held at the Clayton County jail and faces an initial court appearance Monday afternoon.
Rashid became angry during an argument in which the victim, Sandeela Kanwal, told him she wanted out of the marriage. The father and daughter are both of Pakistani descent.
Kanwal was found in her bed, and the police report suggested a cord or some other implement might have been used to strangle her. An iron with a cord was found near the bedroom door, and downstairs a necklace was on what appeared to be a prayer table.
“Things like that don’t happen in this neighborhood,” a neighbor said.
I have news for this neighbor. Things like that do happen in your neighborhood. Remember the Muslim down the street who cut his daughter’s labia off with a pair of scissors?
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Democrats and Dog Cage Rape. Change You Can Believe In!
Jul 5th
Meet the driving force behind Obama’s campaign in Durham, North Carolina:

44 Year Old Diana Palmer.

30 Year Old Joy Johnson

And 25 Year Old Joey Craig. Ahem. Make that Reverend Joey Craig, who practices magick, with a “K” to add more Ph3ar!
These three criminals served as the vice chair and “assistant to the vice chair” of the Democratic Party of Durham county, North Carolina. In addition to trying to get Obama elected, these three nimrods run a new-age business called “Indigo Dawn” which sells phony remedies for ailments that only moonbats suffer. And Joey thinks he has the power of Mordor and possesses special powers and insights that mere mortals do not. These powers apparently involve locking victims in dog cages and raping his victims while they are chained to the bed, while his stupid wife watches. Blessed Be!
From the Charlotte Observer here:
A Durham County Democratic Party official was charged Wednesday as an accessory in a sexual assault case that includes allegations that a couple held a man captive in a dog cage.
Diana Palmer, first vice chairwoman of the Durham County Democratic Party, was jailed Wednesday afternoon on charges of being an accessory after the fact of an assault with a deadly weapon. Investigators say she removed evidence from the home of Joy Suzanne Johnson, who had been the party’s third vice chairwoman, and her husband, Joseph Scott Craig.
Johnson, 30, stood by as Craig, 25, beat and caged a man and sexually assaulted a woman in their home. Craig, a dispatcher at Allied Waste Industries, has been charged with second-degree rape, second-degree forcible sexual offense, three counts of second-degree kidnapping and two counts of assault with a deadly weapon.
The two people he is accused of assaulting listed 2305 Albany St., the home of Craig and Johnson, as their address, according to court documents.
Johnson “instigated and encouraged” her husband as he handcuffed a man and forced him “into a dog cage, leaving him there for hours, terrorizing him.”
Johnson, a 1996 graduate of Raleigh’s Millbrook High School, met Craig several years ago, acquaintances say, through a Web site devoted to Reiki, a spiritual healing technique that traces its roots to 20th-century Japan. Craig moved to Durham from Kentucky not long after that, and some longtime acquaintances began to notice changes in Johnson. Johnson, described as bright but shy, quit her job as a researcher at Duke University. Craig usually answered the phone at their home, and she was not as open and communicative as when she first moved to Durham.
The couple married at Durham’s Eno River Unitarian Universalist Fellowship on Oct. 21, 2006.
Johnson’s bail is set at $270,000 and Craig’s at $500,000. Craig, Johnson and Palmer are partners in Indigo Dawn, a company that offers products and services “to promote enlightenment and assist in the development and self-empowerment and divine potential.”
The Indigo Dawn website is down now. From Google’s cache, you can learn a bit more about the stupid beliefs of these libtards. They think they are “Indigo Children” who:
Indigo Children are born with a natural indigo aura. They are also known as children of the Sun. The indigo aura is indicative of the third-eye chakra, which controls intuition and psychic awareness. Indigo Children have been born in every decade, but their numbers have increased dramatically since the 1990s. The Indigo Children were placed on Earth to usher in the New World Order or Age of Enlightenment.
Wow. Some people make up the stupidest beliefs when they refuse to believe in God. Well, what do you expect from Universalist Unitarians? Those crazy moonbats of this fake church believe that dirty sweatsocks can be a deity.
Lots of people are saying that this was a case of Bondage and Sado Masochism sex play gone awry. I don’t think so. These whackjobs were zealots and their victims lived with them and were likely members of the cult they started around the belief they were their own divine beings. Most cult activity revolves around sex activity with violence as a means to punish sin. But unlike other more charismatic cult leaders, Fat Joey had to beat his non-believers back into submission.
Meanwhile the Obama campaign has no comment on the behavior of his campaign staff. Thanks to Trench for the story and the links.
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Rosie Compared the View to Prison Rape with a Broomstick
Jul 4th
Rosie O’Donnell was the opening act for Cindi Lauper in Vancouver. As Sherrod Brown put it, “Holy Flannel Shirts! Every female mechanic in Canada must have been there.”
I know its shtick and she was doing standup, but I remember when Rosie used to be funny back in the day when she hosted VH-1′s Stand Up Spotlight. Now she is just bitter, angry, crude and so whacked-out liberal that only angry, crude, bitter whacked-out liberals like her.
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Vienna Virginia is State’s Wussiest Town
Jul 4th
Vienna is just two towns over from where I live. All streets in this crowded Washington DC suburb is restricted to 25 miles per hour. And after a fireworks mishap last year, the town is going with a laser light show.

From WJLA here:
Fireworks are a thing of the past in Vienna as the town replaced them with lasers for 4th of July celebrations after people were hurt in 2007 by a malfunctioning firework.
The switch to lasers has a lot of people upset. Right in front of an elementary school, a gigantic screen will go up for Friday’s laser show, but many residents said they’re not excited to see it, saying the holiday just won’t be the same.
Authorities blamed fireworks made in China for a devastating 2007 accident in Vienna. Eleven people were hurt, two seriously, when rockets ricocheted into a crowd.
But a lot of people are upset since the town tradition dates back at least 40 years. “I’ve seen a laser show. I don’t need to see another one,” resident Mary Suriani.
The Baltimore company’s laser show will cost more than twice as much as the $10,000 fireworks display. The show starts at 9:15 p.m.
Everyone should show up with laser pen lights and shine it into each others’ eyes. Then next year they won’t have a laser light show either. Maybe they will have a slide show in the town square showing photos of fireworks from towns that have the guts to celebrate Independence Day.
To make matters worse, this is how Vienna is going to create the light show:

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This is the Goal of Climate Change Alarmism
Jul 3rd
They want to force people to move to floating communist gulags. Supposedly architects are inventing floating cities to take on “Climate Change Refugees.” In these green cities, complete with solar power and all vegan diets, people will be forced to work in labor camps to grow their hothouse plants. Imagine Pol Pot’s Khmer Rouge experiment combined with Water World.

I, for one, think its a great idea. All of the liberals can go there and live out their fantasy of living in a Utopian commune. And then the rest of us can send them our prisoners too since liberals are so fond of not punishing them. And our death row inmates. And our terrorists too since we can’t house them at Gitmo. With all of the crime, starvation, and disease, the denizens of those floating cities will be gone in less than a century. It will be the ultimate recycling program. Maybe we can mine their festering corpses for biodiesel, just for irony and fun, because as soon as the libs leave, we start drilling for oil again.
And in the meantime, the water will not rise, nor will the temperature. Political partisanship aside, this really should serve as a warning to Global Warming believers. Its not about the environment and it never was. Its about social engineering, and forcing people to live a socialist lifestyle. Don’t wait until you are pushed along the gangplank to one of these prisons to wake up.
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Pervert Plus P2P Minus Computer Security Equals Justice
Jul 3rd
Meet Paul Franke, father of an 11 year old boy. Paul was busted by the local cops for distributing kiddie porn over a P2P network like Limewire. When caught, Paul used the tired old excuse that he was just doing research into how easy it was to download.

From MetroWestDaily.Com here:
A Framingham man does not deny downloading child pornography from the Internet, but said he did so only to find out how easy it would be for children to find it online.
Paul Franke, 43, pleaded not guilty yesterday in Framingham District Court to 11 child pornography-related charges and was released without bail. Franke, father of an 11-year-old boy, admitted he downloaded the more than 200 images from a file-sharing network, but not for personal gratification.
State police assigned to the Middlesex district attorney’s office’s cyber protection unit began an investigation in April.
They logged onto a peer-to-peer network, and on that site, they located a file they knew to be a child pornography video, and the investigators tracked down a computer in Framingham that had downloaded the video. They then remotely searched the computer and found at least nine other files consistent with child pornography and obtained a search warrant for Franke’s Alexander Street home.
The state police served the warrant Monday night. They searched the computer files and found at least 200 different child pornography files.
Downloading childporn from a free, open network was a rather stupid thing to do. And it doesn’t matter what his intentions were with the data- it’s illegal, and by keeping it on his computer in his share drive, it made him equally guilty of distributing the porn too.
Whiny liberals in the comments section of this story were of course not angry at all that a man with access to children was peddling child pornography. To them, that was fine. What was outrageous to them is the cops looked in the pervert’s hard drive without a warrant. To those dumbass liberals, let me explain how that works: Cops can go anywhere online that you can too. In this case, Franke was sharing his downloaded files over the internet, as is usual for idiots that use any P2P network. Those directories are browsable by anyone, including cops.
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A Toddler’s Nose is Not a Toy Chest
Jul 3rd
I don’t have this problem with our kid yet, but I know its coming soon. So in the interest of being prepared, here is the list of the ten most common items kids shove up their noses. Thanks to Neatorama for the link.

1. Crayons
2. Beads
3. French fries
4. Fingers
5. Marbles
6. Spaghetti
7. Tissue
8. Cheerios
9. Small toys
10. Beans and peas
And to know what to do for most of these items, you have to check out the original article at BabyZone.
Even though Dr. Jana had warned her son about the painful practice of getting things stuck up one’s nose, and at age five he was “old enough to know better,” his curiosity bested him. Luckily, she pressed lightly on the non-plugged side of his nose, had him blow gently out the other nostril, and out flew the bead—a common cure and often the best first attempt when facing this issue. If this method fails, call your doctor, suggests the National Institutes of Health.
Yeah, we don’t have too many beads lying around our house.
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Everybody Loves Raymond Singing
Jul 3rd
Dinner hour around my house is usually between 6 and 7 PM, and since the dining room is right next to the living room, we usually have the TV on. And unfortunately, the station is usually on Everybody Loves Raymond. We aren’t the hugest fans of the show, but we’ve seen all of the Jerry Seinfeld reruns and the Friends reruns and Raymond is often as funny as it is annoying.
Around mouthfuls of food Jess and I usually argue about who is more detestable in that marriage on TV- Raymond for being such a selfish twat or Debra for being such a shrill nagging shrew. We agree that they should be either divorced or murder-suicided, which would be sad for their bratty kids that are always running through the house screaming for some reason. But enjoy the video, it made me laugh out loud.
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Still No Word on Tomato Salmonella Outbreak
Jul 2nd
That’s the government for you. While investigating the outbreak of salmonella poisoning that has now made about 900 folks go rafting down the Hershey Rapids, the government managed to almost destroy the livelihoods of thousands of tomato farmers. Now the Feds tell us it might not actually be the tomatoes. Maybe its something else that people eat with tomatoes. Like Salsa? They just don’t know.

And from the official FDA site, there is a list of places that make good tomatoes. But the government helpfully neglects to tell anyone where the bad tomatoes are coming from.
I still stand by my previous assertion that this is caused by an “organic” farming outfit.
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Starbucks Finally Closing Stores
Jul 1st
I always knew insanely expensive coffee was a fad. And having it served to you by brainwashed, extra-happy twenty-something barristas didn’t make this fad any more tolerable. But after years of providing insanely expensive medical coverage to the liquid equivalent of a burger flipper finally caught up to SBux. They are shutting down 600 stores.
From the SeattlePI here:
For a decade it appeared there was no such thing as too many Starbucks for U.S. coffee drinkers, whose willingness to buy its $4 lattes and dark drip brews rationalized a second green-and-white mermaid awning just down the street – and sometimes even a third.
But in a sign that those days are over, Starbucks Corp. announced Tuesday it will close 600 company-operated stores in the next year as the faltering U.S. economy hastened the pain caused by the company’s own rapid expansion.
Starbucks shares have been falling steadily for nearly two years.
Starbucks is closing 19 percent of all U.S. company-operated stores that opened in the last two years.
About 12,000 workers, or 7 percent of Starbucks’ global work force, will be affected by the closings, which are expected to take place between late July and the middle of 2009.
Most employees will be moved to nearby stores. Starbucks estimated $8 million in severance costs.
That line about moving employees to nearby stores is the biggest lie I’ve heard all week. If they combine employees from multiple stores they should hold public singing contests. Call it SBux Idol. The best singers get to keep their job and the others are canned. And severance pay??? No wonder SBUX stock is flat. The company is run by morons.
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Cute Puppy Poster Makes Muslims Want to Murder You and Oppress Women
Jul 1st
Aww. What a cute little puppy. This poster was intended to remind citizens of Tayside Scotland that the local police non emergency phone number has changed.
But to Muslims, it is a symbol of hate. Because Muhammad was a cat person.

From the DailyMail here:
A postcard featuring a cute puppy sitting in a policeman’s hat advertising a Scottish police force’s new telephone number has sparked outrage from Muslims.
Tayside Police’s new non-emergency phone number has prompted complaints from members of the Islamic community.
The choice of image on the Tayside Police cards – a black dog sitting in a police officer’s hat – has now been raised with Chief Constable John Vine.
The advert has upset Muslims because dogs are considered ritually unclean and has sparked such anger that some shopkeepers in Dundee have refused to display the advert.
‘We did not seek advice from the force’s diversity adviser prior to publishing and distributing the postcards. That was an oversight and we apologise for any offence caused.’
I doubt the “diversity adviser” would have thought Muslims would be so stupid as to be upset by a freaking cute puppy. Maybe they would like it better if it was forced to wear a veil.
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Gore Mansion Using 10 Percent More Power!
Jul 1st
Last year, the Prophet of Doom, Al Gore, was busted using 20 more times energy to power his mansion that the average homeowner uses. Since then he replaced all his stupid lightbulbs and installed solar panels. The result? Now he uses ten percent more power. I think I know why:

Al Gore da Turd the third installed another illegal grow operation in Daddy’s Global Warming Fallout Shelter.
From the Tennessee Center for Policy Research here:
In the year since Al Gore took steps to make his home more energy-efficient, the former Vice President’s home energy use surged more than 10%, according to the Tennessee Center for Policy Research.
In the past year, Gore’s home burned through 213,210 kilowatt-hours (kWh) of electricity, enough to power 232 average American households for a month.
After the Tennessee Center for Policy Research exposed Gore’s massive home energy use, the former Vice President scurried to make his home more energy-efficient. Despite adding solar panels, installing a geothermal system, replacing existing light bulbs with more efficient models, and overhauling the home’s windows and ductwork, Gore now consumes more electricity than before the “green” overhaul.
In the wake of becoming the most well-known global warming alarmist, Gore won an Oscar, a Grammy and the Nobel Peace Prize. In addition, Gore saw his personal wealth increase by an estimated $100 million thanks largely to speaking fees and investments related to global warming hysteria.
See a great Fark thread on other reasons Al Gore uses 10% more power here.
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