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July 1, 2008

Starbucks Finally Closing Stores

by Pat — Categories: You're Fired! — Tags: , 3 Comments

I always knew insanely expensive coffee was a fad. And having it served to you by brainwashed, extra-happy twenty-something barristas didn’t make this fad any more tolerable. But after years of providing insanely expensive medical coverage to the liquid equivalent of a burger flipper finally caught up to SBux. They are shutting down 600 stores.

From the SeattlePI here:

For a decade it appeared there was no such thing as too many Starbucks for U.S. coffee drinkers, whose willingness to buy its $4 lattes and dark drip brews rationalized a second green-and-white mermaid awning just down the street – and sometimes even a third.

But in a sign that those days are over, Starbucks Corp. announced Tuesday it will close 600 company-operated stores in the next year as the faltering U.S. economy hastened the pain caused by the company’s own rapid expansion.

Starbucks shares have been falling steadily for nearly two years.

Starbucks is closing 19 percent of all U.S. company-operated stores that opened in the last two years.

About 12,000 workers, or 7 percent of Starbucks’ global work force, will be affected by the closings, which are expected to take place between late July and the middle of 2009.

Most employees will be moved to nearby stores. Starbucks estimated $8 million in severance costs.

That line about moving employees to nearby stores is the biggest lie I’ve heard all week. If they combine employees from multiple stores they should hold public singing contests. Call it SBux Idol. The best singers get to keep their job and the others are canned. And severance pay??? No wonder SBUX stock is flat. The company is run by morons.

3 Comments »

  1. NYCWD says:

    Oh how the mighty corporate coffee mongers fall…

  2. Pat says:

    Hey Dawg! You know, what gets me is Starbucks made it okay for every other bean seller to overcharge for their coffee too. I’m hoping that this causes a ripple effect and actually begins to lower the price of coffee back to a blue collar price level where it belongs.

  3. NYCWD says:

    That is very very true. A few weeks ago I got approached by a man who was undomiciled, and asked me for a quarter for a cup of coffee. I told him if he could find a cup of coffee for a quarter, to come back and let me know and I’d buy him lunch.

    You would think that a cup of coffee is where we could finally get a break… but that isn’t true anymore.

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