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Disgusting Porn Star Uses Baby as Prop for her “Art”
Aug 17th
Meet Tina Butcher, aka Madison Young. This porn star got knocked up, but refused to let pregnancy or becoming a mother dissuade her from her onscreen pornography. In fact, she is doubling down and using her newborn as a prop in her San Francisco (of course) art gallery.
Besides taking sexualized photos with an infant, Butcher also uses her own unpasteurized (and likely Hep-C infected) breastmilk as a dessert topping for guests at her gallery. Hilariously, only lesbians and gays seem to want to eat that.
From T&S here:
My exhibit Becoming MILF was a visual and performative journey through my pregnancy and into the throws of motherhood while still working in the sex industry. I wanted to express the challenges of balancing the life of the whore and the madonna at the same time. At the opening reception I sat in a corner hand whisking whipped topping for milkshakes while pumping breast milk, and then added the breast milk to the whipped topping. I was using traditional women’s work and the re-appropriating of my breasts for nourishment to create a dessert, encouraging gallery goers to address their thoughts on breastfeeding, breasts of mothers versus breasts of adult film actresses, and the consumption of breast milk past infancy.
Why is it that liberals think that grossing people out and using pornography is art? Jackass did gross-out stunts in public too, and no one called that art.
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Don’t Pump and Dump- Spray the Cops
Jun 30th
Stephanie Robinette is a new Mom. Congrats, I guess. She just got busted after getting hammered at a wedding and beating up her husband. When the cops showed up, she locked herself in the car. Funny thing about cops, they don’t take no for an answer when they ask you to come along. Steph here had another idea- She whipped out her lactating tit and squirted the cops, adding the charge of assault on police to resisting arrest and domestic battery. Good times!
From FoxNews here:
An Ohio woman attempted to fight off police trying to remove her from her car by spraying them with her breast milk. Stephanie Robinette got into a fight with her husband while attending a wedding at the Bridgewater Banquet & Conference Center in the city of Delaware on Saturday.
Her husband told police his 30-year-old wife struck him several times, then locked herself in their vehicle.
“When deputies attempted to remove Robinette from the vehicle, she advised the deputies that she was a breast-feeding mother,” said Sheriff Walter L. Davis III. As deputies went to restrain her, he said, Robinette “proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the vehicle with her breast milk.”
What an udder failure. Seems like those cops may be a little lactose intolerant, but no use crying over spilt milk.
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Get Ready for Mother’s Milk IceCream
Feb 28th
Take a pint of the finest Grade DD mothers milk, add sugar and some lemon zest along with a sprig of real vanilla from Madigascar. Then you slap an all-organic, free range label on the ice cream cone and charge almost 25 dollars for it.
From Reuters here:
LONDON (Reuters) – A specialist ice cream parlor plans to serve up breast milk ice cream and says people should think of it as an organic, free-range treat.
The breast milk concoction, called the “Baby Gaga,” will be available from Friday at the Icecreamists restaurant in London’s Covent Garden.
Icecreamists founder Matt O’Connor was confident his take on the “miracle of motherhood” and priced at a hefty 14 pounds ($23) a serving will go down a treat with the paying public.
The breast milk was provided by mothers who answered an advertisement on online mothers’ forum Mumsnet.
The Baby Gaga recipe blends breast milk with Madagascan vanilla pods and lemon zest, which is then churned into ice cream.
Moonbat ice cream, mmm, mmm fail.
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Banking Your Boobage
Feb 24th
Working mothers are outsourcing their breastmilk to total strangers on Facebook. So not only will they not stay home with the kids, they won’t pump themselves, and now they won’t bother to have the lactic libations screened for disease and drugs.
From CBS here:
Jessica Elways believes in the benefits of breast milk for her seven month old daughter Penelope, but keeping a steady supply hasn’t been easy.
“I work 45 to 50 hours a week. My supply started to dip, and since I work in retail I can’t pump as much during the day,” she said.
She needed something other mothers have and turned to the Facebook site “Eats on Feets” to find it. Mothers like Jocelyn Tremblay who are willing to donate their breast milk.
The Mothers’ Milk Bank of New England, based in Newton said “There are times when moms can be transmitting things to babies they don’t even know about,” said Executive Director Naomi Bar-Yam. The milk bank screens and processes breast milk for distribution to needy babies for $4.25 an ounce.
Unlike a milk bank, “Eats on Feets” is an exchange with no regulations and no fee. Jessica Elways doesn’t mind the risk. “I think breast milk has the most benefits, they get the antibodies they need,” she said. It’s a mother-to-mother bond that’s based on trust.
If you breastfeed for the first few weeks the baby gets all of her antibodies she will need. There is a reason women begin to dry up at 6 months- the child’s dietary needs begin to change. Feeding your kid a stranger’s milk is dangerous and gross and absolutely unnecessary. If she’s too poor to afford formula she can sign up for public assistance that will provide the milk the baby needs.
Thanks to Robb, who must have a google alert setup for things like “boobs in the news.” His suggestion was to get in early on the ‘wimmin milkin’ bidness.’
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Is a Creepy Mom Less Creepy With Makeup?
Dec 10th
Okay, which is creepier? A mom doublefeeding her 6 year old boy and infant while wearing full makeup?
Or when she’s not wearing any makeup and feeding a starving 6 year old boy?
I think its creepy that her little kid is staring at me through the picture with a mouthload of boob! There is a story on this if you care to read it here-
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Jan 16th
Suzanne Morgan is a deadbeat woman in the UK who has kids in order to collect welfare checks. And when she’s not getting knocked up, she is breastfeeding her dog, Dixie.
Click over to this page to see the heartfelt story of Suzanne, who is still feeding her 17 month old daughter when she discovers that her dog Dixie wants to suckle her teats too. Read the eye-popping descriptions about how she dumped her baby-daddy when her daughter was just three months old. Laugh until you cry reading how Suzanne dumped her current boyfriend after he knocked her up and how she’s keeping the new baby, but will still breastfeed the dog.
That night, I couldn’t stop thinking about it. Clearly, Dixie liked my milk. So a few nights later, after I’d fed Tasha, Dixie jumped on the settee and I held my left boob towards her. I squeezed out some milk, and wiped it around my nipple.
Within seconds, her long, pink tongue was gently licking my skin.
It tickled at first, but then, as she started suckling away, it didn’t feel much different to having Tasha there. ‘You liked that, didn’t you girl?’ I said, as she gently pawed my chest.
Suzanne, there’s a better way. Put your children up for adoption and then just take 300 sleeping pills.
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