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Teeth Shattered by a Golf Ball
May 23rd
I can’t think of many more things that are as painful as this story- except maybe if the lady had actually fallen off her bike too.
From The Tennessean here:
An errant golf ball from the 14th hole on Murfreesboro’s Indian Hills Golf Course knocked a motorcyclist’s teeth out as she and her husband rode blissfully along South Church Street.
A man teeing off at the 14th hooked his shot, watched the ball disappear and then heard screams. He followed the scream to find a woman clutching her bloody mouth.
Her husband told police that they were riding their motorcycles when he saw the ball bounce across the road and near her motorcycle. There, it careened into her face. She was able to avoid wrecking her bike, but the ball knocked out “several” teeth.
You just can’t hear anyone yell “fore!” when you are riding your Hog.
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Loading ...Longest Drive Competition
Jan 24th
I was out in the Saville Row area of Pensacola tonight and encountered this awesome photo of someone driving a ball off the lowered platform of what must be a C-130. The caption of Longest Drive is on the photo.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Excessive Time Travel Makes You a Twitchy Golfer
Jun 6th
Great Scott Marty McFly! This is a video from last year showing Michael J Fox furiously swinging his club in a Pro-Am tournament. I’m not sure what’s wrong with the little dude, but I suspect all that time he spent in the DeLorean sitting right next to that Flux Capacitor travelling through those quantum wormholes with Ol’ Doc Brown might have given him brain cancer or something.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Obama Doing All He Can to Plug the Damn Hole
Jun 4th
You know why this community organizer has to practice golf so much? Mostly because he’s horrible at it.
Thanks to HotAir for the video which is stunning in that it shows the lack of involvement by this man. These leftists were quick to blame Bush for bad weather in New Orleans. Leftist icons like Sean Penn even dragged boats in the water to fake rescue people. But there are no leftists down there cleaning up the environment they hold so dear.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...President Shankapotomus
Jan 2nd
Obama has already played more golf in the past year than Bush played in the prior eight. After watching these clips I now know why: He needs the practice.
So he shanked at the very least, a drive, hit a tree. A chip out is two. Add a three putt, and that’s a bogey on a par 4. Most likely he hit the tree on his second shot, which would make this a double bogey. Now watch the Pres swing a driver:
Even the photogs think he sucks. Seriously, why doesn’t he just give up the game and stick to basketball? Thanks to RightRant for the clue that Obama was a bad at Golf as he is a Governing.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Tiger Quits Golf
Dec 13th
He posted a note on his website that he is quitting golf “Indefinitely.” Better snap up these awesome dishes below before the price goes up!
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Latest Eco-Sin: Bad Golfers
Nov 10th
You’ve heard of carbon credits? Now golfers are going to likely have to pay an eco-tax of some sort because they can’t hang onto their balls. Read below to see the incessant whining of eco-worshipping hippies who think you are a bad person if you golf.
From CNN here:
Research teams at the Danish Golf Union have discovered it takes between 100 to 1,000 years for a golf ball to decompose naturally. A startling fact when it is also estimated 300 million balls are lost or discarded in the United States alone, every year. It seems the simple plastic golf ball is increasingly becoming a major litter problem.
The scale of the dilemma was underlined recently in Scotland, where scientists — who scoured the watery depths in a submarine hoping to discover evidence of the prehistoric Loch Ness monster — were surprised to find hundreds of thousands of golf balls lining the bed of the loch. It is thought tourists and locals have used the loch as an alternative driving range for many years.
It was found that during decomposition, the golf balls dissolved to release a high quantity of heavy metals. Dangerous levels of zinc were found in the synthetic rubber filling used in solid core golf balls. When submerged in water, the zinc attached itself to the ground sediment and poisoned the surrounding flora and fauna.
UK lawmaker Patrick Harvie told CNN: “From the moon to the bottom of Loch Ness, golf balls are humanity’s signature litter in the most inaccessible locations.”
So what is the solution? Harvie had this advice: “Keep your balls on the fairway or invest in a stock of biodegradable balls.”
Yeah those golf balls Alan Shepard hit on the moon are killing all of the lunar wildlife. I dare you eco-hippies to complain to a golfer in the face about his impact on the environment. Especially when he’s holding a 4 iron.
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