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John Edwards Indicted for Cheating on Cancerous Wife
Jun 3rd
Actually, he spent a million bucks of his campaign donations on covering up the affair he had with a woman while his wife was rotting from the tits down with cancer. Same thing.
From FoxNews here:
A federal grand jury indicted two-time presidential candidate John Edwards Friday over allegations that he spent $925,000 in campaign donations to cover up his extramarital affair as he was running for the White House in 2008.
The case of USA v. Johnny Reid Edwards contains six counts, including conspiracy, four counts of illegal campaign contributions and one count of false statements.
Edwards will be arraigned later Friday.The indictment said the payments were a scheme to protect Edwards’ White House ambitions. “A centerpiece of Edwards’ candidacy was his public image as a devoted family man,” the indictment said.
“Edwards knew that public revelation of the affair and the pregnancy would destroy his candidacy by, among other things, undermining Edwards’ presentation of himself as a family man and by forcing his campaign to divert personnel and resources away from other campaign activities to respond to criticism and media scrutiny regarding the affair and pregnancy,” the indictment added.
Gosh, I hope his legal troubles don’t detract from his upcoming wedding with his baby-mama.
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Loading ...Schwarzenegger Screwed Staffer, Shriver Shrieks
May 17th
The governator was sleeping with a member of his staff and knocked the woman up. I bet Arnold wishes he could time travel back and make his former self wear a condom. So this is why he ditched his skinny wife Maria Shriver.
From CNN here:
Former California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a child outside of his marriage to Maria Shriver, the Los Angeles Times reported Tuesday. The revelation came about a week after Schwarzenegger and his wife of 25 years announced they were “amicably separating” and two weeks after their 25th wedding anniversary.
“After leaving the governor’s office I told my wife about this event, which occurred over a decade ago,” the Times quoted Schwarzenegger as saying in a statement to the newspaper.
“I understand and deserve the feelings of anger and disappointment among my friends and family. There are no excuses and I take full responsibility for the hurt I have caused. I have apologized to Maria, my children and my family. I am truly sorry.”
See? Thats the difference between democrats and republicans. A democrat wife would happily stand beside her husband at a press conference and eat a shit sandwich in public and vow to stay in an unhappy marriage because there might be some political gain. Remember Hillary? Remember Elisabeth? A republican has more self respect and will ditch a cheater. Good for Maria for walking out. Shame on Arnold.
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Dumbest Congressman Recuses Self from Politics
Feb 9th
A married Republican Congressman from New York snapped a photo of himself shirtless and sent it to a Craigslist whore, or more likely, a dude pretending to be a Craigslist whore.
From Gawker here:
Rep. Christopher Lee is a married Republican congressman serving the 26th District of New York. But when he trolls Craigslist’s “Women Seeking Men” forum, he’s Christopher Lee, “divorced” “lobbyist” and “fit fun classy guy.” One object of his flirtation told us her story.
On the morning of Friday, January 14, a single 34-year-old woman put an ad in the “Women for Men” section of Craigslist personals. “Will someone prove to me not all CL men look like toads?” she asked, inviting “financially & emotionally secure” men to reply.
That afternoon, a man named Christopher Lee replied. He used a Gmail account that Rep. Christopher Lee has since confirmed to be his own.
Creepzilla. What kind of moron would use his own email address and photo to contact a woman on Craigslist? According to CraigsCrimeList, I think you are supposed to give fake names, email addresses and then attack the woman in a dark alley. Or, pose as a woman, lure a guy to a location and then mug him and leave him in a dumpster.
I really doubt this was a woman that turned the congressman in to Gawker. But Lee may be seeing divorce papers soon. Only Democrat wives stick around with a cheating husband to eat shit sandwiches in public.
The congressman’s PR office issued a nice apology to his wife.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Shenandoah Facebook Update
Jun 21st
Saw this on Tosh. The photo was snapped somewhere in the Charlottesville vicinity. Call it a hillbilly status update.
Burbia, the site that the photo originates with notes: “Can’t imagine why she’d risk all that…”
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Al Gore Was Banging Laurie David
Jun 15th
Seems that Al Gore and Laurie David have invented the GreenGasm.
From the Star here:
Al Gore’s split from wife Tipper after 40 years of marriage was a shock to everyone who thought theirs was the ideal marriage. Now Star can exclusively reveal that the former Vice President was having an affair with Larry David’s ex-wife — for the past two years!
Al and Tipper’s breakup didn’t come as much of a surprise to one Hollywood player — Laurie David. Al has been having an affair with Laurie, who divorced Seinfeld creator and Curb Your Enthusiasm star Larry David in 2007 amidst reports she was cheating with the caretaker of their Martha’s Vineyard summer home.
“Al and Laurie went from friends to lovers,” an insider tells Star. “It couldn’t be avoided.”
A moonbat mishmash. Yep, tipper’s getting half if not more at this point.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Tiger Quits Golf
Dec 13th
He posted a note on his website that he is quitting golf “Indefinitely.” Better snap up these awesome dishes below before the price goes up!
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Cheater in Tyson’s Corner
Aug 26th
William Taylor of Centreville, VA was busted by his wife as a cheater when she found evidence of an affair on his cellphone.
As retribution she made him do this below, but somehow I don’t think the marriage will be saved.
From NBCLA here:
Shame can be a powerful punishment. Just ask the guy who had to stand at the corner of Leesburg Pike and International Drive in Tysons Corner, Va., on Wednesday morning.
You know, the guy wearing the sign that said, “I CHEATED. THIS IS MY PUNISHMENT.”
William Taylor, of Centreville, Va., told a passerby that he cheated on his wife — and she found evidence of it on his cell phone. So the wife doled out a rather creative punishment: He had to stand at the intersection during morning rush, wearing the handmade sign.
Leesburg Pike in Tysons Corner is one of the most traffic-clogged arteries in the area, making for maximum viewing pleasure.
His wife seems like a bit of a ball-breaking bitch, dontcha think? And Mr. Taylor here seems like a welcome mat too, letting her walk all over him this way. Saying sorry and getting some counseling would be more manly.
So do you agree with this punishment? Is the woman asking too much and is this guy a wimp for degrading himself this way? Or do you think this whole thing is an elaborate stunt?
UPDATE! As usual, if it sounds too good to be true, it is.
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