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John Edwards Indicted for Cheating on Cancerous Wife

Actually, he spent a million bucks of his campaign donations on covering up the affair he had with a woman while his wife was rotting from the tits down with cancer. Same thing.

From FoxNews here:

A federal grand jury indicted two-time presidential candidate John Edwards Friday over allegations that he spent $925,000 in campaign donations to cover up his extramarital affair as he was running for the White House in 2008.

The case of USA v. Johnny Reid Edwards contains six counts, including conspiracy, four counts of illegal campaign contributions and one count of false statements.
Edwards will be arraigned later Friday.

The indictment said the payments were a scheme to protect Edwards’ White House ambitions. “A centerpiece of Edwards’ candidacy was his public image as a devoted family man,” the indictment said.

“Edwards knew that public revelation of the affair and the pregnancy would destroy his candidacy by, among other things, undermining Edwards’ presentation of himself as a family man and by forcing his campaign to divert personnel and resources away from other campaign activities to respond to criticism and media scrutiny regarding the affair and pregnancy,” the indictment added.

Gosh, I hope his legal troubles don’t detract from his upcoming wedding with his baby-mama.

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

One thought on “John Edwards Indicted for Cheating on Cancerous Wife

  • I always knew he was a POS. the first clue was the d after his name. But he’s such a sociopath he screamed at his mistress for causing all this, IN COURT, when the judge said he had to turn over the tape she made of them having sex. He’s just clearly no good.

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