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Knows Who’s Convinced of the Zombie Apocolypse? Blacks in Miami
Jun 4th
Black people in Miami are terrified now of zombies due to the recent spate of cannibalism reports in the region and around the country. How this crazy white dude in the video below didn’t end up in the ER is beyond me.
And it also occurs to me that if you are a neighborhood watchman wishing to keep hoodie-wearing-skittles-munchers out of your gated community, try some zombie makeup. It might work.
Thanks to:
Zombie Prank In Miami Almost Goes Horribly Wrong bit.ly/M4TCBj #tcot
— Patrick Dollard (@PatDollard) June 4, 2012
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Loading ...This Will Teach Your Ex a Lesson, That Whore!
May 11th
The internet is a beautiful thing. Now you can order a case of the crabs for your ex girlfriend as revenge. Really, you can order an envelope of crab lice eggs that you are supposed to sprinkle onto her clothes, in her hair or on her bed and make her itch for a couple of weeks. It will also make that manlier-than-you stud that stole your whore of a girlfriend itch too, or at least you hope that’s the way it works.
From RevengeCrabs.Com here:
Imagine, if you can, that you have an ex. It might be an ex girlfriend, an ex boyfriend or ex wife or husband. Heck, it can be an ex-fling for all we care, but imagine in this crazy little hypothetical that you have an ex, whatever that may mean to you. Now imagine, if you can imagine it, that you might have some reason why you don’t like this ex of yours. What could you possibly do to get back at him or her? I have an idea, and it’s just so crazy it might work.
Give your ex crabs!
It’s an idea so horrible, regrettable and insulting that you could never directly endorse or request it, and we won’t ask you to. All we do is ask you for your billing and shipping addresses, and mail you out a tidy package of peculiar material with tiny, purple dots in it… those are live crabs, and they need only be sprinkled on the bedding or clothing of the one you once loved the most to ensure he/she sufferers the fullest wrath of those genital lice.
Well I guess that beats the hell out of signing up your ex’s Mom for a 12 month subscription of hard core anal porn.
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May 2nd
You know that prank where if one of your buddies passes out while drinking all of his friends draws mustaches and penises on his face with a Sharpie® marker? Well the Chinese have a version of this prank too. Instead of using a Sharpie®, they use an eel. And instead of the face, its the ass, as in shove the eel up it, take pictures and “raugh.”
From the Shanghaiist here:
A man has died after an eel that was inserted into his rectum gnawed away at his bowels, causing agonising injuries which were eventually fatal.
The 59-year-old man, a chef, was reportedly taken to a Sichuan hospital complaining of abdominal pain, dehydration and a great deal of anal bleeding. He was soon diagnosed as being in a severe state of shock.
Doctors were mystified as to the cause, and obtained permission from his family to undertake an exploratory laparotomy. Cutting open his innards, they discovered a 50cm long Asian swamp eel lodged in his rectum.
Though dead, the eel had apparently already wrought havoc on his innards, biting its way through his intestines prior to dying. Internal bleeding and infection rapidly set in. He lingered for 10 days in intensive care but eventually succumbed to the injuries and sepsis.
The likely cause was eventually established – he had apparently been drinking with friends, and had passed out. His friends had decided it would be amusing to insert a live eel into his anus whilst he was comatose.
Classic case of eel-ass.
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Oct 14th
This is why you don’t piss off someone that controls the backend DB of a famous online store. The Canadian Wal-Mart posted this dude’s picture under the listing of Summer’s Eve Ultra Douche. Below is a screenshot of the page as it appeared today, with lots of thanks to BWE.
Enlarged its this guy:
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