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Knows Who’s Convinced of the Zombie Apocolypse? Blacks in Miami
Jun 4th
Black people in Miami are terrified now of zombies due to the recent spate of cannibalism reports in the region and around the country. How this crazy white dude in the video below didn’t end up in the ER is beyond me.
And it also occurs to me that if you are a neighborhood watchman wishing to keep hoodie-wearing-skittles-munchers out of your gated community, try some zombie makeup. It might work.
Thanks to:
Zombie Prank In Miami Almost Goes Horribly Wrong bit.ly/M4TCBj #tcot
— Patrick Dollard (@PatDollard) June 4, 2012
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Miami Cops Shoot Zombie
May 27th
Either the cops put down a zombie while it was dining on brains, or two gay guys had a wild night of partying.
From the MiamiHerald here:
One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked, and his face half eaten, by a naked man.
A road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man’s face and shouted on his loud speaker for him to back away.
The officer approached and, seeing what was happening, ordered the naked man to back away. When he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker failed to stop after being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.
The other man was transported to the hospital with critical injuries. Their identities were not released.
Dude, they should put that other guy down too. Its only a matter of time before he turns and starts eating doctors and nurses at the hospital. Luckily this is only a localized zombie outbreak.
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