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Rapper Slim Dunkin Gunned Down in Front on 13 Witnesses- No One Snitches
Dec 17th
What?? A rapper gunned down in a rap music studio? The hell you say! But its true. Rapper Slim Dunkin was in the studio getting ready to lay down some samples of music recorded by real musicians elsewhere, during which time he would recite some badly written angry urban poetry, and one of the people in the studio at the time shot him point blank in the chest after an argument. To keep matters real, the 13 other witnesses present refused to snitch to the cops, so the shooter got away.
From the NYDailyNews here:
Rapper Slim Dunkin has been gunned down in a music studio as he prepared to record a video.
Dunkin, whose real name is Mario Hamilton, was fatally shot in the chest after getting into an argument with another individual.
“Before the video shoot took place, it appears the victim and suspect got involved in a verbal altercation. We don’t know what that altercation was about. The suspect produced a weapon, discharged that handgun one time, striking the victim in the chest,” cops said.
Police have not been able to identify the shooter. He said 13 to 20 people were in the small office-type building at the time of the shooting, which took place around 5:30 p.m. local time.
“Right now we’re just trying to….identify who may have seen what, really just trying to put the pieces of the puzzle together,” he said. “It seems everybody witnessed something very different. We’re just trying to go back and make sense of everything.”
Slim’s favorite word was Nigger and he was a 9-11 truther, rapping that the twin towers fell because of a government inside job. But at least he ‘kept it real’ all the way up to the end, which I hope is a great comfort to his family.
Best New Kids’ Games: CSI
Sep 26th
I used to only play tag, hide and seek and on special occasion, Red Rover. Now all the cool kids are playing a special game called “CSI” and the winner gets to have big sis’ room.
From NYDailyNews here:
An 11-year-old girl in Indiana accidentally shot her 14-year-old sister in the head with a shotgun while “playing CSI,” authorities said Sunday.
The incident occurred Saturday morning while the two siblings were home alone, according to the Logansport Pharos-Tribune. The older sibling survived and is hospitalized, but her condition was not released.
The pellets from the “20-gauge shotgun” passed through a door jam before striking the 14-year-old. This likely caused the injuries to be less severe.
Just like in CSI, the game involves lying to the investigators until the forensics teams sends the kids to live with foster parents.
Finally, a Rapper Dies in a Drive By Shooting
May 16th
What?? A rapper gunned down in a drive-by shooting? The hell you say! But its true. Rapper MBone caught just enough lead to change his name to DJ Hellbound.
From MTV here:
M-Bone died Sunday night, the victim of a drive-by shooting.
Bone, born Mante Talbert, was one-fourth of the group that rose to fame with their 2010 single “Teach Me How to Dougie.” Cali Swag frontman C-Smoove tweeted, “Ma life changed drastically in the blink of an eye. rip mbone,” early Monday morning.
Inglewood Police Department Homicide Sgt. Brian Spencer confirmed to MTV News that the 22-year-old Bone died of two gunshot wounds to the head in his hometown of Inglewood, California.
I’m pretty sure the first gunshot to the noggin killed the so-called musician. The second was just to make sure the first one took. But its about time that Rappers started dying in gunfights again. For a while there I was beginning to think rappers had forgotten how to “keep it real.” Hey you think they might pull his pants all the way up when they put him in the pine box?
Palin’s DWTS Victory Makes Gay Man Shoot his TV
Nov 17th
Well, I’m just assuming he’s gay because anyone this upset with a dancing show must be, amiright?
From WISN here;
A rural man blasted his TV with a shotgun after watching Bristol Palin’s “Dancing with the Stars” routine, sparking an all-night standoff with a SWAT team.
67-year-old Steven Cowan became enraged while watching Palin dance on Monday evening. He felt Palin was not a good dancer.
He went to his bedroom and returned to the living room with a shotgun and blasted the TV, then pointed the gun at his wife, who managed to escape and call police. Tactical officers surrounded the house and finally managed to talk Cowan out Tuesday morning.
Hey, those ingenious robot autodialers we Tea Party folks put together are really working! LOL Look, I don’t even watch the show since I produce normal testosterone levels and am an avowed heterosexual. But if moonbats’ heads are exploding, I might have to tune in. Thanks to Moonbattery.
Rapper Dolla Gunned Down in Beverly Hills
May 19th
What? A rapper has been gunned down? The hell you say! After months of hiatus, rappers have finally begun to do what they do best besides stealing real musician’s work to make annoying samples and overlay those tracks with mush-mouthed angry rhymes: Catching bullets.

Kpew! Kpew! How’s da Thug Life treatin’ ya Playa?
From ENews here:
A suspect is in custody in the rap shooting that jolted Los Angeles—and the music world—on Monday.
Atlanta-based rapper Dolla was gunned down Monday afternoon while waiting in the valet area of the Beverly Center, a popular upscale L.A. mall.
The 21-year-old up-and-comer, whose real name was Roderick Anthony Burton II, was in town to finish recording his debut album, Another Day, Another Dolla, due out this summer. He was accompanied to the mall by local rapper D.J. Shabbaz and fellow Jive artist Scrapp DeLeon, when, shortly after 3 p.m., Dolla got into an altercation with a man and woman and was shot in the head.
Supposedly he was going to be the next Tupac. Getting himself shot in the head was a great next step toward that goal. Now all he has to do is appear as a ghost at a Tastee Freeze to a bunch of stoned black guys and his life’s mission will be complete.







