Michael Moore to Split Donut Fortune in Divorce
Fat-assed liberal Michael Moore is getting a divorce. He will likely lose half of his fortune. He had no kids because they both hate children, or Michael Moore is just too fat to procreate.
From the lulzy Twitter feed:
Really sad to hear that @MMFlint (Michael Moore) is getting a divorce. But I'm glad his wife is been awarded custody of his chins.
— Laura Ingraham (@IngrahamAngle) July 19, 2013
Michael Moore files for divorce, her statement "I was the only thing he wouldn't eat!"
— Allen Conder (@AllenConder) July 20, 2013
Michael Moore getting divorced, worth $50M http://t.co/jsH0HoYOBV his wife loves capitalism #fatfuk #tcot
— Patty (@pir8gold) July 20, 2013
With Dunkin Donuts. RT @USATODAY: Michael Moore ends 21-year marriage http://t.co/vMKF0qv6sw
— John R. Eakin (@JREakin) July 20, 2013
I hope he pays ''his fair share''RT @BreitbartNews: Michael Moore to Divorce, Millions at Stake… http://t.co/lxidA2PFXp
— Michael Djajich (@mdjajich) July 20, 2013
Godspeed, Mrs. Butterworth. RT @theblaze: Report: Michael Moore files for divorce from wife of 21 years http://t.co/pstczCGX31
— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) July 19, 2013
Sorry to hear about your divorce, @MMFlint. Now that you'll be back on the market, it's a perfect time to lose those last 200 pounds.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) July 19, 2013
Michael Moore and his better 1/8th to Divorce, Millions at Stake in Split http://t.co/8HznmNYyIR
— JWF (@JammieWF) July 19, 2013
Mr. & Mrs. Michael Moore file for divorce. And their mattress thanks them.
— PolarCoug (@PolarCoug) July 20, 2013
