I got an email from a demented, probable murderous children’s party clown by the name of Steve Triola, who’s email address is firstname.lastname@example.org, threatening to track me down and “drop me like a bad habit. Why? Because I linked to a YouTube video showing “Downtown Clown”- which was the name of a clown in Illinois who molested children. I think clowns aren’t supposed to steal each others’ stage names, and with all that makeup, its hard to tell them apart.
Triola hilariously spewed a venomous email at me way back in August of 2011 threatening a LOLsuit against me, but of course nothing came of it. This time, though, this clown who is hired by parents to entertain children, threatened me with physical assault, stalking and murder. Its true! The email said:
I thought you took the video of me off your article of a clown in Illinois who had kidding porn. But someone pointed out to me that it is still up. Correct me if I’m wrong. I don’t believe I have ever met you in my life. I don’t know you. I have never done anything to you. I have not slept with your wife or hit and run your car or anything that would cause you to attack me. I have done nothing to you. So why are you doing this. If you would like to meet I will fly to where ever you are. Your ugly, out of shape and I could drop you like a bad habit. If your so tuff meet me. Lets do it. You don’t have the balls, you hide behind your computer like the wimp that you are. You were the kid that got beat up in school, the loser, the coward and your afraid to face me. By the way I did hire a lawyer. The problem is your such a loser you have nothing. I win the case, which I would, but you have nothing anyway. If your so worried about child molesters then why don’t you put a video up of the guy that did it. Your letting him get away. He can go on abusing children and just tell people just look on the Internet that’s not me in the video. Your a sick animal is what you are You better watch your back!
Don’t hire Downtown Clown. He threatens murder, plus he’s a creepy-ass clown.