Crazy Woman Attacks Priceless Art

This woman has wound her cuckoo clock way too tightly. She went to the National Gallery of Art in Washington DC and attacked a very expensive piece of artwork by Gaugin. When she isn’t trying to destroy priceless works of art, she carjacks and creates mayhem in her own neighborhood.

From the SmokingGun here:

-The woman who tried to tear a Gauguin painting off a wall at the National Gallery of Art in Washington, D.C. has been identified as a 53-year-old convicted felon who, after her arrest Friday, told an investigator that the French artist was “evil” and that his artwork “has nudity and is bad for the children.”

Susan Burns, who turned 53 Friday, also said that the Gauguin painting “Two Tahitian Women,” which is valued at $80 million, is “very homosexual. I was trying to remove it. I think it should be burned,” according to a criminal complaint filed in D.C. Superior Court. “I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you,” added Burns, who lives in Alexandria, Virginia.

On Friday afternoon, Burns allegedly walked over to the Gauguin painting in Gallery 214-C and “grabbed the frame holding said painting on its left side and attempted to pull it off the wall.” Burns, the misdemeanor complaint charges, then “struck the middle of the painting with her right fist.” However, since the painting was “protected by a transparent acrylic shield on the front,” no damage was observed.

Burns appears to have a lengthy rap sheet that includes convictions for carjacking, disorderly conduct, trespassing, and assault on a law enforcement officer.

I bet this woman has more than 4 cats too.