I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Awesome Tattoos Really Help Women Get Married
Girls, are you pushing 30 and still can’t get that man of your dreams? Just get a better tattoo! Its just what all the guys are into- painted chick skin! Especially if you do it up right with a classy tattoo of a peacock feather…
Uh.. waitaminnit! That’s not a peackock feather!
It appears to be a badly bruised labia. And you know, if this bitch has wildflowers for ovaries as depicted, you can definitely bang her blue- she won’t get knocked up.
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