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See? I Told You Your Psycho Ex Girlfriend Was Too Fat

This is Doctor Jacquelyn Kotarac. She was the typical psycho ex girlfriend right up to the end when she tried to stalk her ex boyfriend by sliding down the chimney of his home. She got stuck and slowly died. See? That’s why he wouldn’t give her a key.

From Spreadit here:

Dr. Jacquelyn Kotarac attempted to get into her boyfriend’s home, and ending up dying on her way in , she first used a shovel to attempt the break in, which failed. Not giving up, she got a ladder, and climbed the roof and removing the cap that seals in the chimney. Her plan, seemingly, was to slide down the chimney into the home. Instead, she got stuck on the way down and ended up dying.

The couple had a tumultuous relationship, being an on and off again couple for sometime, which was obviously taking a strain on Kotarac.

“She made an unbelievable error in judgment and nobody understands why, and unfortunately she’s passed away,” Moodie told The Associated Press. “She had her issues – she had her demons – but I never lost my respect for her.”

The body was not found by Moodie, but instead being found by a housesitter a few days after, through a strong stench that was emanating from the fireplace, and some fluids leaking down.

EEEwww at the fluids. Hey, lets all look at the video.

Do you think Moodie’s home owner’s insurance will pay for “crazy bitch stuck in chimney?” I don’t think my own insurance has such a rider. I might have a coverage gap there.

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

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