Bald Guy Arrested for Making His Own Fuzzy Hat
Bald guy walks into a Pet store tired of a long cold Virginia Shenandoah Winter. He walks out with a new fuzzy hat.
From NVDaily here:
A town man has been charged with animal cruelty for skinning a guinea pig and making a head ornament out of it.
Charles Woodson, remains free on a $2,500 personal recognizance bond pending a March 23 return in Warren County General District Court. If convicted of the class 1 misdemeanor, Woodson faces a maximum punishment of 12 months in jail and a $2,500 fine.
Court records say that Woodson purchased the guinea pig from Noah’s Ark Pet & Aquarium store in Front Royal.
In a Wednesday telephone interview, police said it was important for authorities to act swiftly. “Our concern is that it would escalate and we don’t want the public to think it’s OK to purchase pets from a pet store and make clothing out of them,” she said.
Bolivians always shop in pet stores to make some good ol’ home made cuy. But a dude gets a chilly noggin and he goes to jail?
OMG!!! I was just about to head down to Noah’s Ark Pet & Aquarium and get me some cuy! I’ve got the wing sauce ready and everything …and then I was gonna make a hat… Good thing I read you blog in the morning; that was too-oo close for comfort!!!
It does look like it would be tasty with some wing sauce, right? And the dude should just tell the court that the critter died of natural causes and that’s how he deals with grief.
He needs to make it known that his religion demands this sort of behavior as part of their mourning process and then mention a phone call he made to the ACLU…