Charlie Sheen Sends “9/11 Was an Inside Job!!11!” Lovenote to Obama

Charlie Sheen has sent a letter to President Obama imploring him to allow him to come over for coffee and explain his crackpot theory about how the 9/11 terror attacks on New York City and Washington DC were carefully orchestrated by the two best strategerists in the history of the planet, George Bush and his twisted puppet master, Dick Cheney!

From FoxNews here, with thanks to Doug Powers at MichelleMalkin.com:

Actor Charlie Sheen is demanding a meeting with President Obama to discuss his belief that the September 11 terror attacks were perpetrated by the federal government.

In an interview with PrisonPlanet.com, The “Two and a Half Men” star unveils a fictional 20-minute exchange he imagines having with Obama – whom he supported in the November election – during which he implores the president to get on “the right side of history.”

Sheen, 44, argues that “the official 9/11 story is a fraud” and claims the attacks served as “the pretext for the systematic dismantling of our Constitution and Bill of Rights.” Moreover, he charges that the Bush/Cheney “regime” was behind the attacks as a prelude to justify an invasion of Iraq. Sheen also insinuates that Usama bin Laden is working for the U.S. government.

Sheen, who has been an adamant “9/11 Truther” for years, demands in his imagined meeting with Obama that the president answer what he calls a “bottomless warren of unanswered questions surrounding that day and its aftermath.”

Wow, I haven’t laughed that hard at Sheen since I read his divorce papers.