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Liberal Kooks Call For Obama to Come Clean on UFO’s

I told you bastards there is no such thing as UFO’s and aliens from other planets. Even Stephen Hawking says so. But liberal kooks have always believed in a government coverup. They tried to get President Jimmy Carter to release the UFO documents. He did. There was nothing there. Now that another liberal President is in office, the same kooks are begging Barack Obama to release the UFO docs. Among the kooks is former astronaut Edgar Mitchell.

From CNN here:

Earth Day may fall later this week, but as far as former NASA astronaut Edgar Mitchell and other UFO enthusiasts are concerned, the real story is happening elsewhere.

Astronaut Edgar Mitchell claims there “is no doubt we are being visited.”  Mitchell, who was part of the 1971 Apollo 14 moon mission, asserted Monday that extraterrestrial life exists, and that the truth is being concealed by the U.S. and other governments.

He delivered his remarks during an appearance at the National Press Club following the conclusion of the fifth annual X-Conference, a meeting of UFO activists and researchers studying the possibility of alien life forms.

“I urge those who are doubtful: Read the books, read the lore, start to understand what has really been going on. Because there really is no doubt we are being visited,” he said.  “The universe that we live in is much more wondrous, exciting, complex and far-reaching than we were ever able to know up to this point in time.”

Stephen Bassett, head of the Paradigm Research Group (PRG), which hosted the X-Conference, said that the truth about extraterrestrial life is being suppressed because it is politically explosive.

There is a third rail [in American politics], and that is the UFO question. It is many magnitudes more radioactive than Social Security ever dreamed to be,” Bassett said.

Sheesh, what retards.  The third rail in American politics is the UFO question?  And it is somehow “radioactive??”  I think I understand now why Bassett is stupid enough to believe in UFO’s-  he doesn’t understand how a third rail works, so of course he must believe that alien species can violate the laws of physics and travel light years to visit our planet.

The governments can’t keep secrets.  The US tries to interrogate terrorists at secret camps and someone blabs.  We do secret wiretapping of known terrorists and someone blabs. You think the secrets of UFO visits are more heavily protected than that??

Dr. Jones

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One thought on “Liberal Kooks Call For Obama to Come Clean on UFO’s

  • Gregory

    If I was an alien from another planet…the absolutly LAST people I would get in touch with would be the United States Government. I also doubt alien intelligence would fly all the way across the universe to arive at earth in order to kill cows and vandalize farm land. Crop circles? puleeze…show me a FOREST circle. That said, one of the best ads I ever saw was a magazine ad from the National Beef Council. It showed a full page photo of a t-bone steak hot off the grill with the caption “The real reason aliens are stealing our cattle”. I’ll buy that.

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