Wiccan Holistic Whore Crashes Funeral; Smacks Corpse With Wand

This is Nicole Marie Loretta Leonard, a moronic wiccan who tried to apply her majicks to a corpse when she crashed a funeral. She danced around the coffin, opened the casket and smacked the deceased on the face with her medieval dildo (aka wand). She was arrested shortly thereafter, and her only explanation was that “it felt like the right thing to do.”

From WLTX.com here:

Tammy Fausel said that she and her family were shocked at what happened during her uncle’s funeral in Gray Court.

A Candler, N.C., woman danced in front of the service, waved a wand around the casket, opened the lid, laid her hands on the deceased’s head and struck the body with a wand. The woman took flowers from the top of the casket and threw them at the family before leaving in a burgundy Toyota.

Nicole Marie Loretta Leonard, 25, has been charged with disturbing a funeral and public disorderly conduct in Tuesday’s incident.

Fausel said she had never before seen the woman and had no idea why she would’ve been at funeral at Church of God on State 14.

A lieutenant intercepted a burgundy Toyota Corolla heading south on Interstate 385. When deputies asked the woman why she acted the way she did, the woman said “she felt that it was the right thing to do at the time,” according to the report. The woman told deputies she knew no one at the church.

Here is Nicole’s Holistic Healing page where she implies that she gives away free handjobs because she is not licensed to practice real massage therapy.  Like all wiccans, Nicole is too fucktarded to follow the rules of a real religion and too impoverished to join a cult.  After her trial for disrupting a funeral, maybe we will get lucky and they will burn the witch at the stake.  Thanks to DreaminDemon for the links.