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Britney Loses Custody of K-Brats

Britney had to give up the whole crop of K-Fruit today. She has been fired from Mommyhood.

From the AP here:

LOS ANGELES – Britney Spears was ordered Monday to surrender custody of her children to ex-husband Kevin Federline.

Superior Court Judge Scott M. Gordon ruled that Federline will take custody of Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, beginning Wednesday “until further order of the court.”

Earlier this month, Gordon said Spears engaged in “habitual, frequent and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol” and ordered her to undergo random drug and alcohol testing twice a week as part of her ongoing custody dispute with Federline.

Now the courts have to figure out a way to rescue the kids from K-Fed. Maybe they can award the K-Brats to Chris Crocker.

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

2 thoughts on “Britney Loses Custody of K-Brats

  • Gregory

    Kids are so…last year, like little dogs or blinged out cellphones. She went from wholesome virgin to dead-beat mom in record time. Even Courtney Love thinks she’s out of control.

  • I just want to say to britney… HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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