Stupid Clown Goes to Pot

I love bad clowns. I love dead clowns more, but bad ones make me laugh. A stupid clown from Suffolk, VA tried to visit some sad sack in the state lockup. To smuggle in some fine cannabis. No word on whether or not it was in an animal balloon.

The drug sniffing dogs at the jail alerted authorities to this evil creature smuggling the dope. Word has it that when clowns go to prison they have to paint their faces from happy clowns to sad clowns.

Spunky the Pot Junky Clown

From the Daily Press here:

A Suffolk woman who works as a clown at children’s parties was arrested last month and charged with trying to smuggle marijuana to a prison inmate.

Manuela Markham, who operates Bubblehead Entertainment and performs as Spunky the Clown, was arrested on May 6 when police say she tried to sneak marijuana to an unnamed inmate at the Greensville Correctional Center.

Prison security guards suspected Markham was carrying drugs because of “previous information received through recorded telephone conversations” between Markham and the inmate. When she arrived to visit the inmate around noon on May 6, Rose said, the guards’ drug-sniffing dogs detected marijuana.

She is charged with possession of drugs with intent to distribute to an inmate, a Class 4 felony.

I think they were really concerned about people going to their website over this. They deleted all of their pictures. I guess they didn’t count on Google cache! Hey boys and girls, hiring dope smoking clowns is bad.