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Stupid Hollywood Whores: Part 1- Sharon Stone

Sharon Stone, who is pushing 50 and a new movie called “Basic Instinct 2,” has made a huge splash lately in the news headlines with stupid comments that highlight two things- Sharon Stone is Stupid, and, Sharon Stone is a whore.

As a reminder, Sharon Stone became famous for her first Basic Instinct movie, in which she spread her legs on camera and showed the world her hairy hatchet gash.

Its too bad that Sharon Stone’s basic instinct isn’t to keep her big yap shut.

To prove she’s stupid, consider Evidence A– her naive views on Peace in the Middle East, which she declares is just a “Breath Away.”

Sharon Stone is a Stupid Hollywood Whore

From Breitbart here:

A peaceful co-existence between the peoples of the Middle East is but a breath away, Hollywood star Sharon Stone said after a highly publicized visit to Israel.

“It feels to me that we have an opportunity … to choose understanding in a new way,” she told a press conference in Paris when asked about her trip.

“And it really is just a breath. It’s just an agreement that’s just a breath. We are not far apart. We can choose to have this alternative kind of growth that is a collective nuance of understanding.

“We are just that breath away from a peaceful co-existence.”

What a friggin genius! Why didn’t the rest of the World figure this out before her? She said these wonderful pearls of wisdom after she prayed at the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem, once again proving that you can visit Israel and come back with your head still attached.

If Sharon Stone were to go to Gaza City and spread her legs to show the Palestinians her Holy of Holies, and then return with her head still attached to her neck, then the world might believe that there is hope for Peace in the Middle East.

Evidence B: Hillary Clinton is a ‘babe’ with Sexual Power. From Human Events here:

Stone said, “I think Hillary Clinton is fantastic. But I think it’s too soon for her to run. (for president) This may sound odd, but a woman should be past her sexuality when she runs. Hillary still has sexual power, and I don’t think people will accept that. It’s too threatening.”

The video of her making this statement, and I think I saw her drool a bit imagining Hillary naked, is here at Michelle Malkin’s site.

I know what people are thinking who have read this far- But Pat, her political views don’t make her a whore! No, but Evidence C suggests it quite well. From the Post Chronicle in the UK here:

Sharon Stone explains, “I was in the store the other day and I watched a young girl trying on clothes, showing her abdomen.” Her mother was trying to talk to her about not being inappropriately alluring.

I said, ‘Gee that would look much nicer with a camisole under.’ “Her mother walked away, and I said to the girl, ‘I’d like to give you a two-minute conversation about sex.’

“Young people talk to me about what to do if they’re being pressed for sex. I tell them (what I believe): oral sex is a hundred times safer than vaginal or anal sex. “If you’re in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer a blow job. I’m not embarrassed to tell them.”

Notice how she waited until after the mother walked away before she spouted this sage advice. If her mother was there, Stone would have been slapped in the face for saying such things. If I were to walk around the local Sears telling little girls that they should chug cock whenever they got a chance, you would see my picture on the local news! But Sharon Stone gets away with it because she thinks she is superior to the commoners.

Evidence suggests that Sharon Stone is a Stupid Hollywood Whore. My basic instinct is to save my money and avoid any movies where I would be forced to gaze at Stone’s gaping hole- her open mouth or any other orifice for that matter.

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

3 thoughts on “Stupid Hollywood Whores: Part 1- Sharon Stone

  • As of 5/4/06, box office totals for this whore’s movie is:

    BOX OFFICE SUMMARY
    Box Office Total: $5,851,188
    Box Office Opening: $3,201,420
    No. of Weeks in Top 10: 1
    Highest Ranking: 10

  • Hahaha… I like Sharon Stone. She in fact is a genius. Who else cannot act, never made a succesful movie in the role as main character and is considered a Hollywood-Diva?

    She may be insane or crazy or ultraweird, but there is always something to laugh when she opens her mouth. Go on sharon, share your theories about life with us. We can bear that, but what about your 3 adopted sons???

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