New Fragrance Made from DNA of Dead PopStar

Buy the “M” Cologne and you too can smell like an OD’ed kid-touching freak.

This fresh hell is courtesy of MyDNAFragrance here:

M is an exclusive one-of-a-kind fragrance that explodes into an indescribable fragrance, which seemly draws the attention of every person in the room. It is composed of the lightest, but most volatile essences. Much like the performer himself, this cologne is unique and like no other cologne in the world. We guarantee it.

M is engineered from the DNA genetic code of the King of Pop, Michael Jackson.

20 bucks per ounce, and each bottle comes with a free six-pack of Jesus Juice. Sham On!