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Furries Gas Themselves to Attain Victimhood Status

As I wrote yesterday, the greatest achievement of a liberal is to achieve the Progressive Sainthood status of having been victimized by the intolerant. And when they can’t find anyone mean enough to victimize them, they often have to create their own incident. In this case, someone put chlorine tablets in a hotel stairway, sending 19 yiffing furries to the hospital. I promise you they did this to themselves.

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From the Trib here:

Several thousand people, some dressed as animal characters, were evacuated from a Hyatt hotel in suburban Rosemont when an “intentional” chlorine gas incident at the hotel, which was hosting the Midwest FurFest convention, sent 19 people to hospitals early Sunday.

The incident happened around 12:40 a.m. at the Hyatt, at 9300 West Bryn Mawr Avenue in Rosemont, according to a statement from the Rosemont Public Safety Department. First responders were called to investigate a noxious odor that was spreading across the ninth floor of the hotel, where a high level of chlorine gas was discovered in the air, the statement said.

Nineteen people were transported to nearby hospitals after complaining of nausea, dizziness and other medical problems, according to the statement. All people inside the building were temporarily evacuated and sheltered at nearby facilities, including the Donald E. Stephens Convention Center.

Disrupted was an annual weekendlong convention called Midwest FurFest, which celebrates art, literature and performance based around anthropomorphic animals, draws thousands of people every year, according to the Midwest FurFest website.

Hazardous materials technicians found the source of the chlorine gas, what appeared to be powdered chlorine, in a stairwell at the ninth floor, according to a statement from police.

Of course no one understands or condones fursuited freaks, but no one would intentionally gas them. They are jealous that no one considers them as a protected, elevated sexual caste of society, so they gassed themselves to draw the attention of Social Justice Warriors. The ones that scream the loudest that they have been discriminated against are likely in on the criminal act. Mark my words.

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

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