They Feed Monkeys to the Bears at the Chinese Circus
Well, to be fair, only the monkeys who don’t pedal fast enough.
That first monkey got a little slow and the bear finally caught up to his lunch. And for the lulz, the other monkey handler made sure to slow-walk his monkey past the carnage, telling him that if he doesn’t pedal fast enough, he’s on the lunch menu tomorrow.
The Chinese have a ghastly record of animal cruelty, not that PETA has the balls to do anything about it.
