Jennifer McCarthy’s Minge Has a Gun!

Jennifer McCarthy is the ex-wife of Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist Cormac McCarthy, author of “The Road” and “No Country for Old Men.” She is now dating again, and after an argument with her new boyfriend about alien invasions, she produced a hand gun from inside her vagina and pointed it at her beau’s head.

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From TSG here:

A domestic dispute over space aliens escalated Saturday morning when a lingerie-clad New Mexico woman pointed a silver handgun at her boyfriend, a weapon she retrieved from her vagina, where it had been placed while the accused was performing a sex act.

To make matters more strange, the arrested woman is the most recent ex-wife of Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist Cormac McCarthy, author of “The Road” and “No Country for Old Men.”

Following the argument McCarthy departed her Aventura Road residence. Upon returning to the home, McCarthy went into her bedroom and later emerged “wearing lingerie and a silver handgun in her vagina.” She then proceeded to “have inner course with the gun,”.

While using the gat as a sex toy, McCarthy reportedly asked her boyfriend, “Who is crazy, you or me?”

After removing the gun from her vagina, McCarthy pointed it at her boyfriend’s head. Fearing that he could get shot, the man grabbed the weapon from McCarthy and put it in the toilet.

Crazy bitches are going to be crazy. Between aliens, the menopausal hot flashes, and the weapon up her snizz, she should be forced to wear a sign warning men to stay the hell away. And is everyone named Jenny McCarthy batshit crazy?

Southpark already covered this too:

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