Idiot Man Buys Roid-Raging Rats

An idiot Argentinian was duped into buying two white ferrets who were pumped full of steroids, believing they were toy poodles. Reminds me of a dupe named Jack who exchanged his family cow for some “magic beans.”

From DailyMail here:

Gullible bargain hunters at Argentina’s largest bazaar are forking out hundreds of dollars for what they think are gorgeous toy poodles, only to discover that their cute pooch is in fact a ferret pumped up on steroids.
One retired man from Catamarca, duped by the knock-down price for a pedigree dog, became suspicious he had bought what Argentinians call a ‘Brazilian rat’ and when he returned home took the ‘dogs’ to a vet for their vaccinations.
Imagine his surprise when his suspicious were confirmed – he had in fact purchased two ferrets that had been given steroids at birth to increase their size and then had some extra grooming to make their coats resemble a fluffy toy poodle.

Ferrets are bat-shiat crazy enough already. Imagine one that can bench-press a Fiat!