Obama is Retarded Due to Too Many Jedi Mind Melds
At a press conference, Obama declared that he couldn’t fix the sequester mess he initiated because he couldn’t “Jedi Mind Meld” with republicans or something. Twitter hilarity immediately ensued.
Hatred leads to anger, anger leads to sequester, sequester leads to mixed up scifi references #jedimindmeld
— Ben(@BenK84) March 1, 2013
“Boehner’s threats are meaningless. His light saber is set to ‘stun.'” #jedimindmeld
— Jon Gabriel (@ExJon) March 1, 2013
Sci-fail: Genius Obama says he ‘can’t do a Jedi mind meld’ bit.ly/15Wm6GL
— TwitchyTeam (@TwitchyTeam) March 1, 2013
“Teleporter, TARDIS, whatevs.” #jedimindmeld
— Jon Gabriel (@ExJon) March 1, 2013
President Obama explains the plot of the Star Wars trilogy: ow.ly/1SZf8y
— Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) March 1, 2013
“Dammit Luke, I’m a doctor, not your father!” #ObamaSciFiQuotes
— Angela Nelson (@angelaisms) March 1, 2013
And wrong on every level RT @jbendery: Obama just said “Jedi mind meld.” Surely a presidential first
— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) March 1, 2013
Use the Force, Spock.
— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) March 1, 2013
Oh good. Now everyone will just talk about ‘Jedi mind meld’
— Andy Lancaster (@andylancaster) March 1, 2013
Obama: “As Spock always said…” **imitates Chewbacca growl**
— Frank J. Fleming (@IMAO_) March 1, 2013
But hey, he’s the hippest and smartest Pressie evah, right? Lulz.
