I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Good News Ladies! Former Rep Anthony Weiner is Single Again!
Not only that, he has a whole huge batch of Twitpics that are bursting to erupt onto the twittersphere in order to lure young ladies! Line up wenches, Weiner is on the loose!
From the NYPost here:
Anthony Weiner’s wife is taking time off from her senior job with the State Department — as well as time off from the randy former representative.
While Weiner, 46, heads to an “intensive” rehab program to recover from the sexting scandal that cost him his congressional career, his 35-year-old spouse, Huma Abedin, will be relaxing at an undisclosed location. “She is definitely taking time off away from her husband and chilling.
Chillin’ like a villain, eh Huma? Don’t you know you are supposed to eat a public shit sandwich like other Democrat wives and stand by your cheating man? Your boss Hillary did it, and you better too, if you want to earn the mantle of Democrat Martyrdom like Hillary did. Otherwise, turn in your progressive card.
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