Wow, hey everyone! Chastity Bono is finally wearing makeup! Wait, no, that’s not Chastity, that’s tattooed freak Michael Smith (an alias if I ever heard one) who was convicted for dragging his stupid friend in a shopping cart behind his SUV. His not-too-bright pal died of head trauma when the shopping cart hit a speed bump. Michael Smith, who is obviously not a fan of the phrase “Don’t try this at home,” loves to watch Jackass and LA Ink.

From WTSP here:

A 26-year-old man was convicted of vehicular homicide after a car-surfing stunt that may have been inspired by the television show ‘Jackass’ killed his 18-year-old friend in 2008. Michael A. Smith was sentenced Jan. 21 to four years in prison, followed by 11 years probation. Judge Alan Apte also ruled that Smith’s driver’s license will be permanently revoked.

Officials say Cameron Bieberle was riding inside a shopping cart while holding onto the SUV driven by Smith in March 2008. The cart’s wheels struck a speed bump in the shopping center parking lot and overturned. Bieberle’s head hit the parking lot and he died at the scene.

Oops, cleanup on aisle 4, nuts and fruit.


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