Newest Spa Treatment- Steamed Vagina

My buddy and frequent commenter Robb forwarded a business idea to me- we should corner the market in the region for being the providers of the vaginal steam bath therapy now being offered, where else, but in Southern California.

From the latimes here:

Pungent steam rises from a boiling pot of a mugwort tea blended with wormwood and a variety of other herbs. Above it sits a nude woman on an open-seated stool, partaking in a centuries-old Korean remedy that is gaining a toehold in the West.

Vaginal steam baths, called chai-yok, are said to reduce stress, fight infections, clear hemorrhoids, regulate menstrual cycles and aid infertility, among many other health benefits. In Korea, many women steam regularly after their monthly periods.

At Daengki Spa in Koreatown, a 45-minute V-Herbal Therapy treatment can be had for $20 a squat.

So for twenty bucks you can git a “clit shvitz.” You can get a “steamed bearded clam.” Or a “boiled ham sammich.” A “Blanched Bush.” A “Vaporized vajajay.” A “Poached Pootang.” Did I miss one?

This new treatment will go great with the fishy feet treatment.