I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Newest Spa Treatment- Steamed Vagina
My buddy and frequent commenter Robb forwarded a business idea to me- we should corner the market in the region for being the providers of the vaginal steam bath therapy now being offered, where else, but in Southern California.
From the latimes here:
Pungent steam rises from a boiling pot of a mugwort tea blended with wormwood and a variety of other herbs. Above it sits a nude woman on an open-seated stool, partaking in a centuries-old Korean remedy that is gaining a toehold in the West.
Vaginal steam baths, called chai-yok, are said to reduce stress, fight infections, clear hemorrhoids, regulate menstrual cycles and aid infertility, among many other health benefits. In Korea, many women steam regularly after their monthly periods.
At Daengki Spa in Koreatown, a 45-minute V-Herbal Therapy treatment can be had for $20 a squat.
So for twenty bucks you can git a “clit shvitz.” You can get a “steamed bearded clam.” Or a “boiled ham sammich.” A “Blanched Bush.” A “Vaporized vajajay.” A “Poached Pootang.” Did I miss one?
This new treatment will go great with the fishy feet treatment.
Like This Post? Rate it and tell your friends! Click the Share button below.
| Print article | This entry was posted by Dr. Jones on January 12, 2011 at 11:00 am, and is filed under Bizarre, Humor, Stupid People. Follow any responses to this post through RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback from your own site. |








about 1 year ago
Cooked Cooter
Steeped snatch
Tepid tuna boat
about 1 year ago
A Hot Twat, and if you do the other hole too, you would have a Fogged Log.