I can't believe that came from your mouth!
How Does She Really Feel?
Get this crazy tweeny-bitch some bactine because Bieber-mania mixed with staphylococcus is a bad thing.
And look at her toybox still full of playtime sunglasses and crayons. She must be 11 or 12. That special time in a girl’s life between sugar and spice and full-on psycho teenager. She’ll have some ‘splainin’ to do to her future ex-husband-to-be. If only Sierra Tickner hadn’t burned out like a brilliant candle so soon she could tell her that cutting is bad, mkay?
Thanks to IAMBored.
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