As a Surprise to No One, Honker the Clown Busted for Kiddie Porn

There is no such thing as a good clown. Except for dead, dying or dismembered ones. As further proof, meet Honker the Clown. Not only did he use balloon animals to lure children into his lair of kiddie porn, he also used to be a scout leader.

From Cnews here:

A booming trade in child pornography images swapped over the Internet led to the arrests of an Ontario clown, a York University professor and a defrocked Anglican priest.

Det. Paul Krawczyk told QMI Agency some men who make videos and take photos of boys and girls “aren’t interested in them” as their personal sexual targets.

“They’ll sexually abuse them to trade the images for those they like,” the eight-year veteran child exploitation unit investigator said after announcing arrests of 57 men on 218 charges.

Randy “Honker the Clown” Miller, 40, a Beaver leader with Scouts Canada for its youngest members in and around Napanee, Ont., a town of 15,000 residents just west of Kingston, Ont. who also entertained children in his clown costume by making animal balloons. He was charged in October with two counts of making child pornography available, two counts of possessing child pornography plus sexual assault.

An old joke goes, “How does a clown make a child cry twice? He wipes the bloody knife on his teddy bear.”