You Can’t Patch This Hole

Drunk admin opens fire onto his company’s server and then blames it on mystery assailant.

From the SLTrib here:

A Salt Lake City mortgage company employee got drunk, opened fired on his firm’s computer server with a .45-caliber automatic, and then told police someone had stolen his gun and caused the damage.

Joshua Lee Campbell, 23, called police late on Aug. 12, claiming a man had stolen his gun and fired into the $100,000 computer server owned by RANLife Home Loans, located at 268 W. 400 South.

However, Campbell had been drinking that night at the Twilight Concert in Pioneer Park with a co-worker and had returned to his office afterward and shot the server.

Campbell told police he had been “mugged, assaulted with his own firearm and drugged” by a mystery assailant.

Everyone has one of those days I guess, but shooting a server? Everyone knows you don’t shoot it, you take it to a secluded field and deal with it like normal people:

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